Anything Butt
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Crows can recognize people many years later, even if they are wearing a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Crows can recognize people many years later, even if they are wearing a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.
Dumbo is the magnus opus for those Imagineers who wanted to make the most messed up thing possible that is still technically a kids' movie.
February 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dumbo is the magnus opus for those Imagineers who wanted to make the most messed up thing possible that is still technically a kids' movie.
Just got really angry hearing someone refer to one of Mel Brooks' classics as "that Robin Hood movie with Dave Chappelle in it."
I'm an old person.
I'm an old person.
January 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just got really angry hearing someone refer to one of Mel Brooks' classics as "that Robin Hood movie with Dave Chappelle in it."
I'm an old person.
I'm an old person.
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i think someone might want to check in on the laffy taffy guy
January 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i think someone might want to check in on the laffy taffy guy
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i better pick up some gatorade
January 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i better pick up some gatorade
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Loan a man a parachute and he skydives for a day.
Push a man out of a plane without a parachute and he skydives for the rest of his life.
Push a man out of a plane without a parachute and he skydives for the rest of his life.
January 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Loan a man a parachute and he skydives for a day.
Push a man out of a plane without a parachute and he skydives for the rest of his life.
Push a man out of a plane without a parachute and he skydives for the rest of his life.
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🎶AND IIIIIIIIIII-EEEEE-IIIIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIIIII,
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU, OO-OO-OOOOO🎶
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU, OO-OO-OOOOO🎶
January 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎶AND IIIIIIIIIII-EEEEE-IIIIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIIIII,
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU, OO-OO-OOOOO🎶
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU, OO-OO-OOOOO🎶
I remember when people never made obvious logical errors in their skeets, and whenever they did it, annoyed me.
You know, I remember when Disney never made sequels and whenever they did they were direct to video monstrosities.
December 31, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I remember when people never made obvious logical errors in their skeets, and whenever they did it, annoyed me.
The converse is also true, bitches.
December 31, 2024 at 1:59 PM
The converse is also true, bitches.
Fillion dollar idea: mom farts
million dollar idea: mom tarts
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Fillion dollar idea: mom farts
I will use any pronoun society demands if it means we turn "man" and "woman" into medical terms. It takes me way too long to figure out what "AMAB" means or who exactly an "individual with a womb" is every time I'm scrolling WebMD.
December 31, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I will use any pronoun society demands if it means we turn "man" and "woman" into medical terms. It takes me way too long to figure out what "AMAB" means or who exactly an "individual with a womb" is every time I'm scrolling WebMD.
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
December 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
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Could've used a lot more blowjob for Christmas but a good day nonetheless
December 26, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Could've used a lot more blowjob for Christmas but a good day nonetheless
Excellent
This just in: Peruvian owls hunt in pairs b/c they are Inca hoots.
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Excellent
Why did all the repliers assume the sandwich was worth more? You can reuse a paperclip 'till the cows come home, baby!
I've just discovered my net worth is somewhere between a used paperclip and a half-eaten sandwich
December 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Why did all the repliers assume the sandwich was worth more? You can reuse a paperclip 'till the cows come home, baby!
Me: Want to have sex tonight?
Wife: God, no. It's late. I'm going to sleep.
*Scrolls on her phone for another 45 minutes*
Wife: God, no. It's late. I'm going to sleep.
*Scrolls on her phone for another 45 minutes*
December 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Me: Want to have sex tonight?
Wife: God, no. It's late. I'm going to sleep.
*Scrolls on her phone for another 45 minutes*
Wife: God, no. It's late. I'm going to sleep.
*Scrolls on her phone for another 45 minutes*
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Since I don’t have kids my dad energy goes into things like loving the flight map
December 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Since I don’t have kids my dad energy goes into things like loving the flight map
Why can you buy a puffy winter vest, but no puffy winter shorts? If I need elbow ventilation, then my knees be sweating, too.
December 8, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Why can you buy a puffy winter vest, but no puffy winter shorts? If I need elbow ventilation, then my knees be sweating, too.
"Bone dry"!? Bones live inside meatbags, die getting boiled in soup, and go to the grave getting gnawed by the dog. Bone WET, my friend. Bone. Wet.
December 3, 2024 at 4:01 PM
"Bone dry"!? Bones live inside meatbags, die getting boiled in soup, and go to the grave getting gnawed by the dog. Bone WET, my friend. Bone. Wet.
If the whole growing up thing doesn't work out, my 3yo could become a party planner, and lead singer of a screamo metal band on the weekends.
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 AM
If the whole growing up thing doesn't work out, my 3yo could become a party planner, and lead singer of a screamo metal band on the weekends.
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wow my neighbor is really proud of his dog, he’s put posters up everywhere asking if we’ve seen it. yes, I’ve seen your fucken cockapoo craig, she’s gorgeous
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
wow my neighbor is really proud of his dog, he’s put posters up everywhere asking if we’ve seen it. yes, I’ve seen your fucken cockapoo craig, she’s gorgeous
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
Cheese solves all
December 3, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Cheese solves all
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.