Not An Ashley
@ashes-to-ashes.bsky.social
Generic small town 30 something.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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Got my eye on a few neighbor cats after the rapture. 🐈🐈🐈
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Got my eye on a few neighbor cats after the rapture. 🐈🐈🐈
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A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
August 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
August 30, 2023 at 4:32 AM
I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
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If we're sharing cultural artifacts from the Iraq war era with the youths, I am generationally required to share this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...
The End of the World
YouTube video by AlbinoBlackSheep
www.youtube.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If we're sharing cultural artifacts from the Iraq war era with the youths, I am generationally required to share this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...
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Jonathan Joss, known for King of the Hill and Parks and Rec also played Robert Rainwater in Cyberpunk 2077. He was a great actor and my heart goes out to his family and partner. May homophobes rot and burn.
June 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Jonathan Joss, known for King of the Hill and Parks and Rec also played Robert Rainwater in Cyberpunk 2077. He was a great actor and my heart goes out to his family and partner. May homophobes rot and burn.
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My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the universe on a ship, a living ship. MUPPETS ARE REAL. Everybody is either angry or They Fuck. Some fuck real angrily. I might just be lost at a rave sex club in NZ.
May 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the universe on a ship, a living ship. MUPPETS ARE REAL. Everybody is either angry or They Fuck. Some fuck real angrily. I might just be lost at a rave sex club in NZ.
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This is so fucking good
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is so fucking good
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Hiiiii cis reviewers!
I’m fine to avoid spoilers for Murderbot all by myself but your responsibility is TO GET ITS PRONOUNS RIGHT IN YOUR REVIEWS.
Alexander Skarsgård = he/him
Murderbot = it/its
Okay?
Okay.
Good talk.
I’m fine to avoid spoilers for Murderbot all by myself but your responsibility is TO GET ITS PRONOUNS RIGHT IN YOUR REVIEWS.
Alexander Skarsgård = he/him
Murderbot = it/its
Okay?
Okay.
Good talk.
May 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hiiiii cis reviewers!
I’m fine to avoid spoilers for Murderbot all by myself but your responsibility is TO GET ITS PRONOUNS RIGHT IN YOUR REVIEWS.
Alexander Skarsgård = he/him
Murderbot = it/its
Okay?
Okay.
Good talk.
I’m fine to avoid spoilers for Murderbot all by myself but your responsibility is TO GET ITS PRONOUNS RIGHT IN YOUR REVIEWS.
Alexander Skarsgård = he/him
Murderbot = it/its
Okay?
Okay.
Good talk.
Super excited that my part of California is entering a Fire Weather Watch for a couple days right before DOGE is closing our local NWS office on June 1. Especially since our county has had 3 huge fires in the last 7 years.
May 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Super excited that my part of California is entering a Fire Weather Watch for a couple days right before DOGE is closing our local NWS office on June 1. Especially since our county has had 3 huge fires in the last 7 years.
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we’ve all heard of min-maxing, max is over here max-maxing
i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally
May 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
we’ve all heard of min-maxing, max is over here max-maxing
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Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
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It really shouldn't be necessary to spell this out, but boys are not being told "BOYS ARE BAD." They're being told "RAPE AND MISOGYNY ARE BAD" and people want to pretend that those behaviors are "naturally" part of manhood, such that you can't get rid of them without getting rid of men
May 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It really shouldn't be necessary to spell this out, but boys are not being told "BOYS ARE BAD." They're being told "RAPE AND MISOGYNY ARE BAD" and people want to pretend that those behaviors are "naturally" part of manhood, such that you can't get rid of them without getting rid of men
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
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You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.
April 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.
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TIL Katy Perry has financially manipulated so many old people out of their homes for her own benefit that she's got a law named after her www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...
Katy Perry’s Real Estate Battles Have Inspired A New Law: The Katy PERRY Act
The Protecting Elder Realty for Retirement Years Act, or the Katy PERRY Act, seeks to introduce measures to protect older people from potential financial exploitation in real estate transactions.
www.forbes.com
April 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
TIL Katy Perry has financially manipulated so many old people out of their homes for her own benefit that she's got a law named after her www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...