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@askmrfigs.bsky.social
I don’t have a Twitter account.
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Pro Tip: Go for the more expensive option when you unexpectedly have to buy a razor on vacation
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Pro Tip: Go for the more expensive option when you unexpectedly have to buy a razor on vacation
Our hotel room that I booked through my union upgraded our room so I took it as a teachable moment to tell my twin sons, Eugene Debs and Jimmy Hoffa, about the importance of unions.
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Our hotel room that I booked through my union upgraded our room so I took it as a teachable moment to tell my twin sons, Eugene Debs and Jimmy Hoffa, about the importance of unions.
Had a cursed thought: Beavis, Not Butthead; why would our beautiful boys split apart? Did Beavis...kill him?
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Had a cursed thought: Beavis, Not Butthead; why would our beautiful boys split apart? Did Beavis...kill him?
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*extremely shiny voice* Folks,
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
*extremely shiny voice* Folks,
It’s going to take such a long time to get used to MJF’s newest hairline.
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s going to take such a long time to get used to MJF’s newest hairline.
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we can't keep sending the message that if a trans person in any way bothers or annoys you you can get a job at the heritage foundation. unsustainable way to run a society
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
we can't keep sending the message that if a trans person in any way bothers or annoys you you can get a job at the heritage foundation. unsustainable way to run a society
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Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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Leveraging my upper lip's first public appearance after years spent in hiding to sell copies of Free Planet volume 1.
Jed Dougherty and my geopolitical space opera--about the first completely free planet in human history--is available wherever books or comics are sold, only from Image Comics.
Jed Dougherty and my geopolitical space opera--about the first completely free planet in human history--is available wherever books or comics are sold, only from Image Comics.
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Leveraging my upper lip's first public appearance after years spent in hiding to sell copies of Free Planet volume 1.
Jed Dougherty and my geopolitical space opera--about the first completely free planet in human history--is available wherever books or comics are sold, only from Image Comics.
Jed Dougherty and my geopolitical space opera--about the first completely free planet in human history--is available wherever books or comics are sold, only from Image Comics.
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
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A Moment™ that went absolutely nowhere, an all-time bungle of lazy, overly cautious booking and performance. So yeah, truly represents their company in 2025. Good choice!
WWE Crowns John Cena's Heel Turn As Their Top Moment Of 2025
WWE Crowns John Cena's Heel Turn As Their Top Moment Of 2025 - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
WWE have released their list of their top 25 moments in the year of 2025, crowning John Cena's heel turn on top.
www.fightful.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A Moment™ that went absolutely nowhere, an all-time bungle of lazy, overly cautious booking and performance. So yeah, truly represents their company in 2025. Good choice!
Every live version of a Counting Crows song sounds like a cover by a band that’s trying to learn the song as they’re playing it.
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Every live version of a Counting Crows song sounds like a cover by a band that’s trying to learn the song as they’re playing it.
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*extremely maybe something going on with your eyebrows voice* Folks,
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
*extremely maybe something going on with your eyebrows voice* Folks,
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rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn
U.S. plans to stop recommending most childhood vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
wapo.st
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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So angry about that Health and Human Services video I just saw that I can’t even bear to repost it. Leave trans people alone and let them have their healthcare and live their lives, period, end of sentence, stop being so FUCKING weird about this!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So angry about that Health and Human Services video I just saw that I can’t even bear to repost it. Leave trans people alone and let them have their healthcare and live their lives, period, end of sentence, stop being so FUCKING weird about this!!!
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
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We are not attacking Venezuela to "distract" from anything, we are doing it because we are an imperial power that likes to push people around to get what we want. This is not a good country, it's not complicated
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We are not attacking Venezuela to "distract" from anything, we are doing it because we are an imperial power that likes to push people around to get what we want. This is not a good country, it's not complicated
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,
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When the issue was forgiving student loans, there was a lot of grumbling from the older generations about it, about how they had done it the hard way (even though costs were much lower then) and the Kids Today should too.
But when it comes to Kids Today doing the actual work? Meh, they don't care.
But when it comes to Kids Today doing the actual work? Meh, they don't care.
Absolutely staggering to consider the deadweight loss that AI has caused educators in terms of burdening them by making cheating easier, and how little our society's elites care
Across the country, a small but growing number of educators are experimenting with oral exams to circumvent the temptations presented by powerful artificial intelligence platforms such as ChatGPT.
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When the issue was forgiving student loans, there was a lot of grumbling from the older generations about it, about how they had done it the hard way (even though costs were much lower then) and the Kids Today should too.
But when it comes to Kids Today doing the actual work? Meh, they don't care.
But when it comes to Kids Today doing the actual work? Meh, they don't care.
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This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.