Max Normal
@averagesizedweiner.bsky.social
Prone to mild eccentricity, binge-drinking and casual violence
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I can't right now, I'm busy in my room, bogling to Aswad.
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I lost my wife today and I must say it feels so liberating.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
January 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I lost my wife today and I must say it feels so liberating.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.
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don't forget to take time to do things for yourself in these trying times. read a book, take a walk, raise an ancient evil from the depths of the sea, have a little treat
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
don't forget to take time to do things for yourself in these trying times. read a book, take a walk, raise an ancient evil from the depths of the sea, have a little treat
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You can live without Twitter and its FYP slop feed. I promise, it will be okay.
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
You can live without Twitter and its FYP slop feed. I promise, it will be okay.
Let's wrap up the weekend with some positivity and fun, share your favourite naff jokes, anecdotes, pics, anything that made you smile in the last few days:
Here's mine mix.com/!85686070596...
Here's mine mix.com/!85686070596...
A border collie gently guiding ducklings into a puddle
A border collie gently guiding ducklings into a puddle
mix.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Let's wrap up the weekend with some positivity and fun, share your favourite naff jokes, anecdotes, pics, anything that made you smile in the last few days:
Here's mine mix.com/!85686070596...
Here's mine mix.com/!85686070596...
It's when times are darkest that we need to laugh and take the piss more than ever.
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
It's when times are darkest that we need to laugh and take the piss more than ever.
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I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.
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Watching twenty different versions of football is not the way I saw my life.
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Watching twenty different versions of football is not the way I saw my life.
It's official, the Harry potter subreddit is the most unpleasant space on the internet. Mainly because the users are as toxic as the poisonous bint who wrote the books.
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It's official, the Harry potter subreddit is the most unpleasant space on the internet. Mainly because the users are as toxic as the poisonous bint who wrote the books.
Inch's organic cider, homemade potato cakes and Big is on TV.
Happy Sunday y'all!
Happy Sunday y'all!
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Inch's organic cider, homemade potato cakes and Big is on TV.
Happy Sunday y'all!
Happy Sunday y'all!
What's the greatest sci-fi movie ever made, and why is it Wall-e?
January 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
What's the greatest sci-fi movie ever made, and why is it Wall-e?
I really need to go to sleep but I'm enjoying a mint humbug
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I really need to go to sleep but I'm enjoying a mint humbug
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For once we have an accord. You useless great twat.
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
For once we have an accord. You useless great twat.
In other news, my imaginary friend is being mean to me.
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
In other news, my imaginary friend is being mean to me.
Apparently I'm funnier during the day.
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Apparently I'm funnier during the day.
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YouTuber idiot.
"that's so retro"
Me also an idiot yelling at YouTuber idiot who obviously can't hear me.
10 years ago isn't fuckin retro you fuckin idiot.
"that's so retro"
Me also an idiot yelling at YouTuber idiot who obviously can't hear me.
10 years ago isn't fuckin retro you fuckin idiot.
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
YouTuber idiot.
"that's so retro"
Me also an idiot yelling at YouTuber idiot who obviously can't hear me.
10 years ago isn't fuckin retro you fuckin idiot.
"that's so retro"
Me also an idiot yelling at YouTuber idiot who obviously can't hear me.
10 years ago isn't fuckin retro you fuckin idiot.
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your TL is trash
*followed*
*followed*
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
your TL is trash
*followed*
*followed*
If all the world's a stage, the play is a fucking farce.
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If all the world's a stage, the play is a fucking farce.
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It isn't all just a distraction from whatever thing it is that you think is the most important.
They are shitty people doing shitty things because they want to and so far they can.
They are shitty people doing shitty things because they want to and so far they can.
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
It isn't all just a distraction from whatever thing it is that you think is the most important.
They are shitty people doing shitty things because they want to and so far they can.
They are shitty people doing shitty things because they want to and so far they can.
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The Ides of March could hurry up and get here.
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The Ides of March could hurry up and get here.
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Autocorrect changed moth to math and now I'm dodging calculus on my front porch.
September 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Autocorrect changed moth to math and now I'm dodging calculus on my front porch.
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You think you met your soulmate but then they cut their piece of cake out of the middle. Of a round cake. Before the candles were lit.
January 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
You think you met your soulmate but then they cut their piece of cake out of the middle. Of a round cake. Before the candles were lit.
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Prime ribs are just like regular ribs except they’re only divisible by themselves.
February 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Prime ribs are just like regular ribs except they’re only divisible by themselves.
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(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
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This day in history. 312. Feast day of saint Lucian of Antioch who was tortured to death in Nicomedia, thrown into the sea, and returned to shore by talking dolphins: "Thanks for all the fish, er, but don't worry too much about the martyr next time. All right? Heh. Thank you! Goodbye!"
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 AM
This day in history. 312. Feast day of saint Lucian of Antioch who was tortured to death in Nicomedia, thrown into the sea, and returned to shore by talking dolphins: "Thanks for all the fish, er, but don't worry too much about the martyr next time. All right? Heh. Thank you! Goodbye!"