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unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq

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🦋　Bluesky Support　🦋　(unofficial) @bsky.support · 12d

we will be shortening the character limit by one character in each future update. please plan accordingly

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 12d

Sometimes I learn about some beef on here where accounts are accusing each other of being fucked up or cringe or whatever and if I can't figure out the truth of the matter within about 3 minutes I give up.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 12d

you’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?

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augh @avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social · 12d

Hull yess the big one!! May all your carapaces be bright!!

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augh @avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social · 12d

Ecdysis???

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 12d

They don't write lyrics like this anymore because of woke

Lyrics to a a song: Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba (over and over again)

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12d

Following the low hum of the obsidian sphere out in the woods hoping it’ll clear my mind

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karyl @paintedsky.ca · 12d

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. Here’s why that’s bad news for the Left

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teq @quilling.dev · 12d

jokes on you microsoft Ive been uploading a lifetime of bad code to train your llms Wrong

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12d

Shop like a billionaire (order human skin covered tomes off the dark web).

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 12d

I got kicked out of the mall for tearing the skin suit on a kiosk employee

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 12d

FuF ewE awaw pugh

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 12d

I put you all as my emergency contact

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12d

Breakroom reveal

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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 12d

My brilliant sister-in-law, who grew up evangelical, had a theory that these guys would be selling the Singularity to the fundies as the legal literal Second Coming; and, lo, here it is... selling the singularity as the Second Coming. www.thetimes.com/business-mon...

Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel

Tech billionaire claims in a lecture about religion that the devil promises peace and safety by strangling technological progress with regulation

www.thetimes.com

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 13d

Spent 5 minutes trying to get my dog's attention before I realised it was just a crudely-made papier-mache decoy. Ran to the window just in time to see my real dog driving off in my car

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13d

I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 13d

If any talking dogs happen to be reading this, I need some help with an alibi that got a bit out of hand

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 13d

postal workers should be a class of monastic zealots. we should fear them as much as we rely on them

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13d

Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something

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Bella ghoul original @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 12d

Do u guys remember a couple months back when I said I saw a debate and it made me feel covered in ants? One of them was Kirk btw. Potentially I have a power I just haven't figured out yet