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'I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards'
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Yes the only topic of conversation all Christmas was” why couldn’t he just nip back to London in the 1930s to pick them up? Especially since their daughter can pop there whenever she likes?” MOFFITT MUST GO!
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yes the only topic of conversation all Christmas was” why couldn’t he just nip back to London in the 1930s to pick them up? Especially since their daughter can pop there whenever she likes?” MOFFITT MUST GO!
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I've put a hard drive with €3,000,000 of Bitcoin on it into my Christmas pudding. It's important to maintain tradition, even as the world changes around us, innit.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've put a hard drive with €3,000,000 of Bitcoin on it into my Christmas pudding. It's important to maintain tradition, even as the world changes around us, innit.
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a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
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happy christmas eve!
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
happy christmas eve!
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Producer’s note: it’s too on the nose, tone it down.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Producer’s note: it’s too on the nose, tone it down.
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Luke 2:1 "And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Cæsar Augustus that all the world should be taxed."
Morgan McSweeney: "Focus groups are going to fucking hate this"
Morgan McSweeney: "Focus groups are going to fucking hate this"
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Luke 2:1 "And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Cæsar Augustus that all the world should be taxed."
Morgan McSweeney: "Focus groups are going to fucking hate this"
Morgan McSweeney: "Focus groups are going to fucking hate this"
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It's a little depressing how a lot of the critical traction this story has got is treating it as primarily a faith thing or an academia thing, and not as what it actually is: a concerted effort to hound trans people out of public life
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's a little depressing how a lot of the critical traction this story has got is treating it as primarily a faith thing or an academia thing, and not as what it actually is: a concerted effort to hound trans people out of public life
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When I was on my last jury both the judge and prosecutor told us “if somebody walks in soaking wet with a wet umbrella, you are allowed to infer it’s raining” over and over again. Good enough to send an average guy down for murder, not good enough for the President.
What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I was on my last jury both the judge and prosecutor told us “if somebody walks in soaking wet with a wet umbrella, you are allowed to infer it’s raining” over and over again. Good enough to send an average guy down for murder, not good enough for the President.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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I like that every iteration of the Tory party since I’ve been aware has had its own version of Sir John Hayes, a point of surety in an uncertain world
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I like that every iteration of the Tory party since I’ve been aware has had its own version of Sir John Hayes, a point of surety in an uncertain world
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In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die. Yet did not live. Trapped forever in his tiny body, never growing older, cursed to survive only on the blood of the living, never to see sunlight again
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die. Yet did not live. Trapped forever in his tiny body, never growing older, cursed to survive only on the blood of the living, never to see sunlight again
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Can’t believe they made a film about such a tiny doctor who.
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Can’t believe they made a film about such a tiny doctor who.
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Although this is the first year they'll actively be trying to shoot him down.
North American air defense troops ready for 70th year of Santa tracking
North American air defense troops ready for 70th year of Santa tracking
A newspaper misprint began a Christmas Eve tradition joining holiday cheer with military technology
Seventy years ago, a child phoned the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) looking for Santa Claus – and found him, or at least some kindly military personnel who were willing to play along by helping the youngster to track Santa's location as he zipped around the globe.…
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December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Although this is the first year they'll actively be trying to shoot him down.
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The British political class: ah, Christmas. Finally a time to relax.
More in Common: WE ASKED THE BRITISH PUBLIC WHICH PARTY LEADER THEY THOUGHT WAS MOST LIKELY TO SAY THE SLUR IN FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK
More in Common: WE ASKED THE BRITISH PUBLIC WHICH PARTY LEADER THEY THOUGHT WAS MOST LIKELY TO SAY THE SLUR IN FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The British political class: ah, Christmas. Finally a time to relax.
More in Common: WE ASKED THE BRITISH PUBLIC WHICH PARTY LEADER THEY THOUGHT WAS MOST LIKELY TO SAY THE SLUR IN FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK
More in Common: WE ASKED THE BRITISH PUBLIC WHICH PARTY LEADER THEY THOUGHT WAS MOST LIKELY TO SAY THE SLUR IN FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK
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The gag people miss with The Muppet Christmas Carol is that it is a parody of an adaptation. Check out the 1984 TV version with George C Scott, David Warner, Mark Strickson etc. and you'll see the same design choices, the same script choices etc. It's like a live-action version of TMCC!
December 24, 2023 at 2:17 PM
The gag people miss with The Muppet Christmas Carol is that it is a parody of an adaptation. Check out the 1984 TV version with George C Scott, David Warner, Mark Strickson etc. and you'll see the same design choices, the same script choices etc. It's like a live-action version of TMCC!
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)
December 17, 2023 at 3:51 AM
(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)
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“My family and I - NOT HIM - will be spending Christmas together this year…”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
King's Christmas speech to come from Westminster Abbey
The King is expected to talk about the
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“My family and I - NOT HIM - will be spending Christmas together this year…”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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2025 Marvel Studios: ok we’ve got it. What if after half a decade of flailing, we start releasing fewer movies, which are actually good, and which star charismatic leads you want to watch
2026 Marvel Studios: :..and then rush into the next big event with the multiverse and sweat-soaked nostalgia!!
2026 Marvel Studios: :..and then rush into the next big event with the multiverse and sweat-soaked nostalgia!!
December 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
2025 Marvel Studios: ok we’ve got it. What if after half a decade of flailing, we start releasing fewer movies, which are actually good, and which star charismatic leads you want to watch
2026 Marvel Studios: :..and then rush into the next big event with the multiverse and sweat-soaked nostalgia!!
2026 Marvel Studios: :..and then rush into the next big event with the multiverse and sweat-soaked nostalgia!!
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Why, is Andrew on them?
December 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why, is Andrew on them?