Sir Baron Von Schnerpftz 🇬🇧
@baronvonschnerpftz.bsky.social
batteries not included
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An illustration of how FPP goes from sandbag to springboard - Reform votes and seats in different councils:
Oxfordshire: 18% vote, 2% seats
Cambridgeshire: 23% vote, 16% seats
Devon: 27% vote, 30% seats
Leicestershire: 33% vote, 46% seats
Derbyshire: 37% vote, 66% seats
Oxfordshire: 18% vote, 2% seats
Cambridgeshire: 23% vote, 16% seats
Devon: 27% vote, 30% seats
Leicestershire: 33% vote, 46% seats
Derbyshire: 37% vote, 66% seats
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
An illustration of how FPP goes from sandbag to springboard - Reform votes and seats in different councils:
Oxfordshire: 18% vote, 2% seats
Cambridgeshire: 23% vote, 16% seats
Devon: 27% vote, 30% seats
Leicestershire: 33% vote, 46% seats
Derbyshire: 37% vote, 66% seats
Oxfordshire: 18% vote, 2% seats
Cambridgeshire: 23% vote, 16% seats
Devon: 27% vote, 30% seats
Leicestershire: 33% vote, 46% seats
Derbyshire: 37% vote, 66% seats
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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invisible hand of the market just tearily jerking off at this stage
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
invisible hand of the market just tearily jerking off at this stage
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This past week, the Chinese learned
1) exactly where Trump's pain points are;
2) how much to squeeze them before he flinches;
and
3) how little America's partners and allies want to help this president.
Highly useful information.
1) exactly where Trump's pain points are;
2) how much to squeeze them before he flinches;
and
3) how little America's partners and allies want to help this president.
Highly useful information.
April 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This past week, the Chinese learned
1) exactly where Trump's pain points are;
2) how much to squeeze them before he flinches;
and
3) how little America's partners and allies want to help this president.
Highly useful information.
1) exactly where Trump's pain points are;
2) how much to squeeze them before he flinches;
and
3) how little America's partners and allies want to help this president.
Highly useful information.
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Nowadays it would be quicker to just say when the trains are running.
If only we had a second line that could provide resilience while the other one was down.
Maybe make it high speed if we're going to the trouble of building it.
If only we had a second line that could provide resilience while the other one was down.
Maybe make it high speed if we're going to the trouble of building it.
April 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Nowadays it would be quicker to just say when the trains are running.
If only we had a second line that could provide resilience while the other one was down.
Maybe make it high speed if we're going to the trouble of building it.
If only we had a second line that could provide resilience while the other one was down.
Maybe make it high speed if we're going to the trouble of building it.
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I wondered for a while why Trump was so excited by Brexit, even to the point of getting Farage to fluff him. It was simple, really: proof that, with the support of enough bent media, bad people selling bigotry & lies really could persuade people to vote to punch themselves in the face forever.
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wondered for a while why Trump was so excited by Brexit, even to the point of getting Farage to fluff him. It was simple, really: proof that, with the support of enough bent media, bad people selling bigotry & lies really could persuade people to vote to punch themselves in the face forever.
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Millions of Britons WOKE up this morning to TRANSITIONED time zone
The SHOCKING reason millions of Brits' clocks are WRONG this morning
March 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Millions of Britons WOKE up this morning to TRANSITIONED time zone
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so funny how many people are discovering this week that they actually loved andrew lansley's top down reorganisation of the NHS, actually
March 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
so funny how many people are discovering this week that they actually loved andrew lansley's top down reorganisation of the NHS, actually
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Looking forward to all the guys with hammer and sickle bios memeing themselves into defending the Lansley reforms because Sir Keith
March 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Looking forward to all the guys with hammer and sickle bios memeing themselves into defending the Lansley reforms because Sir Keith
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Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
theonion.com/poll-fi...
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Imagine telling a delegate to the Congress of Vienna that in 200 years Europe's 5 great powers would be Britain, France, a Prussia-led united Germany, Poland, and a united Italy, and they're all allies.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Imagine telling a delegate to the Congress of Vienna that in 200 years Europe's 5 great powers would be Britain, France, a Prussia-led united Germany, Poland, and a united Italy, and they're all allies.
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Charing Cross Road, pedestrianised today. Glorious. Because whenever you take cars away, cities get better.
February 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Charing Cross Road, pedestrianised today. Glorious. Because whenever you take cars away, cities get better.
Did they ever find Hamas in one of these hospitals?
Israeli raid knocks out last hospital in northern Gaza
https://www.ft.com/content/cf010631-a7c3-4698-8f88-4b9fe1dec06c
https://www.ft.com/content/cf010631-a7c3-4698-8f88-4b9fe1dec06c
Israeli raid knocks out last hospital in northern Gaza
Attack on Kamal Adwan comes as Israel steps up offensive that began in October
www.ft.com
December 28, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Did they ever find Hamas in one of these hospitals?
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
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People need to stop using being autistic as an excuse for being an arsehole. It just embeds misleading stereotypes.
Yes, being autistic can mean you find social interactions difficult, I know I can.
It doesn't mean you default to walking around with a sock on your c**k.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/gregg-w...
Yes, being autistic can mean you find social interactions difficult, I know I can.
It doesn't mean you default to walking around with a sock on your c**k.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/gregg-w...
November 30, 2024 at 7:48 AM
People need to stop using being autistic as an excuse for being an arsehole. It just embeds misleading stereotypes.
Yes, being autistic can mean you find social interactions difficult, I know I can.
It doesn't mean you default to walking around with a sock on your c**k.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/gregg-w...
Yes, being autistic can mean you find social interactions difficult, I know I can.
It doesn't mean you default to walking around with a sock on your c**k.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/gregg-w...
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So proud of the great work happening in Minneapolis, which shows that boosting housing supply helps make homes more affordable.
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 PM
So proud of the great work happening in Minneapolis, which shows that boosting housing supply helps make homes more affordable.
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Twitch streamer Angelique's 24 hour-Tits-Out-To-Get-Starmer-Out marathon hot-tub stream is currently being watched by over 12,000 gooners.
When will Starmer wash the soup bubbles of his failed leadership off the heaving bosom of British governance?
When will Starmer wash the soup bubbles of his failed leadership off the heaving bosom of British governance?
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Twitch streamer Angelique's 24 hour-Tits-Out-To-Get-Starmer-Out marathon hot-tub stream is currently being watched by over 12,000 gooners.
When will Starmer wash the soup bubbles of his failed leadership off the heaving bosom of British governance?
When will Starmer wash the soup bubbles of his failed leadership off the heaving bosom of British governance?
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“It is beyond surreal that someone writes in a national newspaper that Liz Truss was a genius and Keir Starmer should walk the plank.”
@mrjamesob.bsky.social believes that Brexiteers are ‘still not ready to admit their mistake’ and so their response is to ‘overthrow the Government'.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social believes that Brexiteers are ‘still not ready to admit their mistake’ and so their response is to ‘overthrow the Government'.
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
“It is beyond surreal that someone writes in a national newspaper that Liz Truss was a genius and Keir Starmer should walk the plank.”
@mrjamesob.bsky.social believes that Brexiteers are ‘still not ready to admit their mistake’ and so their response is to ‘overthrow the Government'.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social believes that Brexiteers are ‘still not ready to admit their mistake’ and so their response is to ‘overthrow the Government'.
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To be Nick (30) in Britain, is to be a cash cow, milked to subside everyone else — while barely being able to afford your own (flatshare) rent.
www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-...
www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-...
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 AM
To be Nick (30) in Britain, is to be a cash cow, milked to subside everyone else — while barely being able to afford your own (flatshare) rent.
www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-...
www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-...
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This is what demographic panic looks like. When people are this uninformed, democracy faces serious headwinds.
from @jvl.bsky.social
from @jvl.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
This is what demographic panic looks like. When people are this uninformed, democracy faces serious headwinds.
from @jvl.bsky.social
from @jvl.bsky.social
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There does, however, need to be a significant waking up to the empirical reality of this global far right movement - it is not messing around.
November 24, 2024 at 10:02 PM
There does, however, need to be a significant waking up to the empirical reality of this global far right movement - it is not messing around.
Love how Erling Haaland becomes a centre back whenever City are defending and yet everyone else stays in position
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Love how Erling Haaland becomes a centre back whenever City are defending and yet everyone else stays in position
Average 2024 election result:
Labour 35% (+5)
Conservative 30% (-99999999)
Reform 25% (+25)
Lib Dem 5% (0)
Green 5% (+3)
Labour 35% (+5)
Conservative 30% (-99999999)
Reform 25% (+25)
Lib Dem 5% (0)
Green 5% (+3)
November 22, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Average 2024 election result:
Labour 35% (+5)
Conservative 30% (-99999999)
Reform 25% (+25)
Lib Dem 5% (0)
Green 5% (+3)
Labour 35% (+5)
Conservative 30% (-99999999)
Reform 25% (+25)
Lib Dem 5% (0)
Green 5% (+3)