@benclover.bsky.social
Don’t understand how ppl have time for podcasts, when do you have your intrusive thoughts?
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Don’t understand how ppl have time for podcasts, when do you have your intrusive thoughts?
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Coworker: Did you have a good weekend?
Me (don’t answer honestly, don’t answer honestly): It…was…bbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaa *lamb-like bleating that accelerates into vomiting*
Me (don’t answer honestly, don’t answer honestly): It…was…bbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaa *lamb-like bleating that accelerates into vomiting*
June 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Coworker: Did you have a good weekend?
Me (don’t answer honestly, don’t answer honestly): It…was…bbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaa *lamb-like bleating that accelerates into vomiting*
Me (don’t answer honestly, don’t answer honestly): It…was…bbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaa *lamb-like bleating that accelerates into vomiting*
This reads like someone yelling at a guy called Temu.
“How could you be so stupid TEMU!”
“How could you be so stupid TEMU!”
May 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This reads like someone yelling at a guy called Temu.
“How could you be so stupid TEMU!”
“How could you be so stupid TEMU!”
This glue trap packaging far more upsetting than it needs to be
May 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This glue trap packaging far more upsetting than it needs to be
When you work from home and you read something amusing and you go to tell your partner but they’re wearing headphones and as they’re taking them off you’re like “oh this does not justify all that effort”
May 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
When you work from home and you read something amusing and you go to tell your partner but they’re wearing headphones and as they’re taking them off you’re like “oh this does not justify all that effort”
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
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They talked him into giving them a lift across a river
May 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They talked him into giving them a lift across a river
First Co-Op, then M&S, now Harrods. The direction of travel is clear and I can only assume my artisan monocle shop is next www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Harrods latest retailer to be hit by cyber attack
The firm told the BBC it had restricted internet access in its stores following an attempted cyber attack.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
First Co-Op, then M&S, now Harrods. The direction of travel is clear and I can only assume my artisan monocle shop is next www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences
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Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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April 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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tragedy of deskilling and mass manufacture is that we clock in and out of the dick sucking factory instead of the more artisanal,
how dare you devalue my work in the blowjob cellar
there's an entire industry of jobs that exist only to support the lifestyles of the super rich that sound like satire until you run into someone on linkedin advertising their skills as a "personal rinser." "private silks specialist." "blowjob sommelier"
April 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
tragedy of deskilling and mass manufacture is that we clock in and out of the dick sucking factory instead of the more artisanal,
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“If I let you ride my back across the river, you must promise not to get any weird slime on me,” said the tiger. “We promise,” said the frogs. But as they were halfway across, the tiger felt some weird slime,
April 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“If I let you ride my back across the river, you must promise not to get any weird slime on me,” said the tiger. “We promise,” said the frogs. But as they were halfway across, the tiger felt some weird slime,
I like this app but to get really spiritual news stories I have to go to instagram
April 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I like this app but to get really spiritual news stories I have to go to instagram
Feels like somebody got caught at something
April 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Feels like somebody got caught at something
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Thrown out of ANOTHER counter-intelligence organisation for trying to unionise *sigh*
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thrown out of ANOTHER counter-intelligence organisation for trying to unionise *sigh*
What if Cthulu just wanted to love us, and let us love him? Did you even consider that for a second? Just cos he looks a bit different and lives in a subterranean green city whose form and non-Euclidean geometry baffle and strain the eye?
April 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What if Cthulu just wanted to love us, and let us love him? Did you even consider that for a second? Just cos he looks a bit different and lives in a subterranean green city whose form and non-Euclidean geometry baffle and strain the eye?
Play Tetris Tower once as a game and again as you try and fit it back in the box
April 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Play Tetris Tower once as a game and again as you try and fit it back in the box
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Some people have too much money to have normal reactions to the news.
April 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Some people have too much money to have normal reactions to the news.
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Gentrification has seen the Muffin Man priced out of the area
April 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Gentrification has seen the Muffin Man priced out of the area
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Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone
April 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone
Overheard in Bristol “When are they gonna understand I AM the succession plan”
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Overheard in Bristol “When are they gonna understand I AM the succession plan”