Michael T Biffins
@biffparcells.bsky.social
Have you ever heard of Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters?
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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🚨 RED PANDA IS BACK 🚨
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
🚨 RED PANDA IS BACK 🚨
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Diesel-powered mining vehicles account for anywhere from 30-80% of direct emissions at a mine site. Good news: The electrification of mining is possible.
Look at this monster: Liebherr's T264 battery electric haul truck is higher than a house, weighs 176 tonnes and has a payload of 240 tonnes.
Look at this monster: Liebherr's T264 battery electric haul truck is higher than a house, weighs 176 tonnes and has a payload of 240 tonnes.
August 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Diesel-powered mining vehicles account for anywhere from 30-80% of direct emissions at a mine site. Good news: The electrification of mining is possible.
Look at this monster: Liebherr's T264 battery electric haul truck is higher than a house, weighs 176 tonnes and has a payload of 240 tonnes.
Look at this monster: Liebherr's T264 battery electric haul truck is higher than a house, weighs 176 tonnes and has a payload of 240 tonnes.
Fuck JK Rowling. I hope all of the terrible things that she wishes on trans people happen to her. The world would be better off without her and anyone who agrees with her or defends her.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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August 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fuck JK Rowling. I hope all of the terrible things that she wishes on trans people happen to her. The world would be better off without her and anyone who agrees with her or defends her.
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A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
August 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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same name; wrong movie: a thread
August 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
same name; wrong movie: a thread
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Yesterday I walked out of Target with a Switch 2 and a box of baseball cards and the alarm went off and no one even came to look for me.
August 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yesterday I walked out of Target with a Switch 2 and a box of baseball cards and the alarm went off and no one even came to look for me.
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When I went to my office yesterday to get some books, I noticed that all the signs in Divinity Hall have small pieces of white paper taped over wherever any references to "diversity" or "inclusion" used to be...
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When I went to my office yesterday to get some books, I noticed that all the signs in Divinity Hall have small pieces of white paper taped over wherever any references to "diversity" or "inclusion" used to be...
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BG songs are funny because he’ll rap about snorting cocaine and shooting people with an AK, then Mannie Fresh will pop in and rhyme “Mr. Big Ding Dong” with “Land Rover car phone.”
August 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BG songs are funny because he’ll rap about snorting cocaine and shooting people with an AK, then Mannie Fresh will pop in and rhyme “Mr. Big Ding Dong” with “Land Rover car phone.”
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the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
Emil Bove has been confirmed to a lifetime federal judgeship on the Third Circuit Court of Appeals
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
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Las Vegas, 1953
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Las Vegas, 1953
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guy wearing a bucket hat and khaki vest covered in lures frowning through an entire Phish concert
July 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
guy wearing a bucket hat and khaki vest covered in lures frowning through an entire Phish concert
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Did you guys get your name because you report from inside a butt?
June 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Did you guys get your name because you report from inside a butt?
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Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.
May 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.
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My pre-existing condition is that I'll throw hands if you don't give me this booster.
BREAKING: FDA says covid boosters now only for those over 65 or with preconditions. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
FDA will limit Covid vaccines to people over 65 or at high risk of serious illness, leaders say
The FDA announced it will limit access to Covid-19 vaccines going forward to people 65 and older and others at high risk of serious illness
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May 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My pre-existing condition is that I'll throw hands if you don't give me this booster.
I get what he's saying here, but Samsung pushed a UI update in 2023 that intentionally bricked any phone with an aftermarket screen replacement. It's not unheard of.
These dumb kids think Nintendo has a satellite that's gonna turn their Switch to dust because they installed an aftermarket battery LoL
May 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I get what he's saying here, but Samsung pushed a UI update in 2023 that intentionally bricked any phone with an aftermarket screen replacement. It's not unheard of.
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Here is the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for:
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
May 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Here is the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for:
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."
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Trans girl athletes are braver than the troops and the NFL
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Trans girl athletes are braver than the troops and the NFL
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
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I knew all of Project 2025 in 1995
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I knew all of Project 2025 in 1995
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First they came for decorum and I said nothing because honestly fuck decorum
March 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
First they came for decorum and I said nothing because honestly fuck decorum