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From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago

Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

Hi John,

Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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aanand.style
Sisko
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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basalthrull.bsky.social
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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granitetide.bsky.social
the greatest youtube comment of all time
B @barrywhite5899 11 mo ago (edited) : I remember my dad in the 90s had various company motors. It reached full orgasm when he came home with a Vauxhall Carlton Diplomat with full leather and a 10 disc CD changer. He was playing company car Top Trumps with our neighbour who had a CD X! His orgasm was short lived when the neighbour came home with a Vauxhall Senator 3.0 a few weeks later. They genuinely fell out and my dad refused to return the neighbours borrowed drill bits for months. "He knows where I live, he can come and get them". They avoided each other and washed their cars when the other was out and I think my mum was going to leave at one point as he was in such a mood. I then discovered ecstasy in the night clubs and cant remember anything else. The 90s were brilliant. 1.8K
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
talking to your children about sex

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Kinda worrying that having a strong praise kink makes me too powerful at stuff like dentistry or getting tattoos.
October 16, 2023 at 11:24 AM
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dunderklumpen.bsky.social
"The Making of the Perfect Martini" by Guy Buffet (2000).
Painting with 12 mini pics: On every pic is a bartender in black tuxedo, white button-down and bow tie who is mixing the perfect Martini. On every picture is the next step of mixing.
August 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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ehronlime.bsky.social
tarot cards ain’t shit just use a standard deck of playing cards and then add like 22 random tcg cards if you like pretty pictures
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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ceej.online
being chronically late or constantly flaking on plans doesn't make you a bad friend. it's a real condition and should be given infinite grace by everyone in your life. being completely unreliable is nothing to be ashamed of. in fact, it may even make you more virtuous than people who are considerate
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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bizzo.bsky.social
many think the end of LGBTQIA+ is "asexual/aromantic" and "+" for others not listed, but it's actually "A+" for former gifted kids
July 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
bollemedost.bsky.social
copenhagen
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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tomsmizzle.itch.io
I'd also like to make a staggering work of genius so beautiful and true it fixes the sickness at the heart of the world but I haven't really started designing that one yet
July 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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pillowfort.bsky.social
[2020] this cunt stands for absolutely nothing
[2021] this cunt stands for absolutely nothing
[2022] this cunt stands for absolutely nothing
[2023] this cunt stands for absolutely nothing
[2024] this cunt stands for absolutely nothing
[2025] this cunt stands for absolutely nothing
chadbourn.bsky.social Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · Jul 11
WTF is going on with Starmer? A few days ago he said he regretted the ‘Island of Strangers’ line. Now he’s telling The Sun he still believes the sentiment behind it and that Britain must be an “integrated society”.
Now Keir insists he ‘stands by’ sentiment of 'island of strangers' warning
SIR Keir Starmer has insisted he still believes in the sentiment behind his infamous “island of strangers” warning – saying Britain must be an “integrated society”. The PM said he “didn’t dis…
www.thesun.co.uk
July 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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mothcub.bsky.social
Can't stand that guy.
A drawing of a smiling yellow face, with the text, "the sun is a beautiful and alluring man". A line drawing of a girl smoking a cigarette with one arm around the moon. Text reads: "but we know... he sucks".
July 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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abeewords.bsky.social
This thread is genuinely the kind of stuff people post about Sadiq Kahn every few years, a left leaning-ish Labour politician who is always mere months from enacting Sharia law in the knife-crime ravaged Londonistan, despite having been mayor of it for nearly a decade now
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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kgalaxia.bsky.social
HEY ROSE!
June 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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valarmordollars.bsky.social
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy." A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36 Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM