BongoBob
@bongobob.bsky.social
at least it’s not that other hellhole
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I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.
January 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.
lol
October 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
lol
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Not sustainable for who motherfucker
September 25, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Not sustainable for who motherfucker
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Daily Gundam No. 114, Wing. This guy is NOT coming to your birthday party.
September 3, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Daily Gundam No. 114, Wing. This guy is NOT coming to your birthday party.
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upsetti spaghetti is a very good phrase because it communicates that u are upset but is cheeky and lighthearted enough that ur level of sadness is mysterious like u
August 24, 2023 at 12:45 AM
upsetti spaghetti is a very good phrase because it communicates that u are upset but is cheeky and lighthearted enough that ur level of sadness is mysterious like u
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Da share z0ne alt text is glorious
August 17, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Da share z0ne alt text is glorious
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This is a mean, shitty thing to say about Ben Shapiro’s kids
August 18, 2023 at 3:51 AM
This is a mean, shitty thing to say about Ben Shapiro’s kids
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They should let you have bumper stickers in Mario Kart so that when you pass your friend they'll remember to coexist
August 18, 2023 at 2:39 AM
They should let you have bumper stickers in Mario Kart so that when you pass your friend they'll remember to coexist
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grandpa which side did you fight on in the gender wars?
August 17, 2023 at 2:33 AM
grandpa which side did you fight on in the gender wars?
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“and when there was one set of footprints, that’s when i carried you”
“what about the prints that looks like clown shoes, off to the side there”
(jesus squints, then slowly mouths “what the fuck”)
“what about the prints that looks like clown shoes, off to the side there”
(jesus squints, then slowly mouths “what the fuck”)
August 17, 2023 at 6:26 AM
“and when there was one set of footprints, that’s when i carried you”
“what about the prints that looks like clown shoes, off to the side there”
(jesus squints, then slowly mouths “what the fuck”)
“what about the prints that looks like clown shoes, off to the side there”
(jesus squints, then slowly mouths “what the fuck”)
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free legal advice: if the FBI comes to your door and asks if you are the person who threatened to kill a federal judge and others:
1) do not say "yes but I didn't mean it"; and
2) do not throw in a second, gratuitous threat to kill a congresswoman
1) do not say "yes but I didn't mean it"; and
2) do not throw in a second, gratuitous threat to kill a congresswoman
![On August 8, 2023, DHS Special Agents conducted a knock and talk at the residence of Abigail Jo SHRY in Alvin, Texas. During consensual questioning, SHRY admitted that the phone number [redacted] belongs to her and that she did in fact make the call to Judge Chutkan's chambers. SHRY stated that she had no plans to travel to Washington, DC or Houston to carry out anything she stated, adding that if Sheila Jackson Lee comes to Alvin, [Texas], then we need to worry."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreihgypvfloeubetjerucyessjcyt65weyag5wt3qs5g4gg25eb5dly@jpeg)
August 17, 2023 at 4:56 AM
free legal advice: if the FBI comes to your door and asks if you are the person who threatened to kill a federal judge and others:
1) do not say "yes but I didn't mean it"; and
2) do not throw in a second, gratuitous threat to kill a congresswoman
1) do not say "yes but I didn't mean it"; and
2) do not throw in a second, gratuitous threat to kill a congresswoman
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by your 30s you should be feuding with an entire website
July 23, 2023 at 9:57 PM
by your 30s you should be feuding with an entire website
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RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread:
August 17, 2023 at 1:19 AM
RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread:
lmao
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/giuliani-trump-legal-bills/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/giuliani-trump-legal-bills/index.html
Rudy Giuliani made desperate appeal to Trump to pay his legal bills in Mar-a-Lago meeting | CNN Poli...
With his attorney in tow, Rudy Giuliani traveled to Mar-a-Lago in recent months on a mission to make a personal and desperate appeal to former President Donald Trump to pay his legal bills. By going i...
www.cnn.com
August 17, 2023 at 3:09 AM
lmao
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fellas is it gay to see the road
August 12, 2023 at 11:28 PM
fellas is it gay to see the road
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i’m just saying the the lyrics to “I’ll Make Love To You” sound like teen me trying to cyber sex
August 17, 2023 at 2:16 AM
i’m just saying the the lyrics to “I’ll Make Love To You” sound like teen me trying to cyber sex
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Our system is brutal, Kafkaesque, and inhuman, but as long as we have it, I favor devoting more resources to tracking down more of these online threateners and shoving them, squealing, into said system.
August 16, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Our system is brutal, Kafkaesque, and inhuman, but as long as we have it, I favor devoting more resources to tracking down more of these online threateners and shoving them, squealing, into said system.
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This is one big Streisand effect isn't it?
August 17, 2023 at 12:50 AM
This is one big Streisand effect isn't it?
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Sticking the tip of my penis into the anti-mass spectrometer at the Black Mesa anomalous materials lab as a prank and opening a catastrophic dimensional rift and also scalding the tip of my penis
August 15, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Sticking the tip of my penis into the anti-mass spectrometer at the Black Mesa anomalous materials lab as a prank and opening a catastrophic dimensional rift and also scalding the tip of my penis
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“Have you ever said the f-word?”
“I play Splatoon, dad.”
“I play Splatoon, dad.”
August 17, 2023 at 1:10 AM
“Have you ever said the f-word?”
“I play Splatoon, dad.”
“I play Splatoon, dad.”
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A beautiful thought
August 17, 2023 at 1:47 AM
A beautiful thought
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Feeling like the police raiding a local town newspaper might have been a strategic mistake now that millions of people across the country know some restaurant owner named Kari Newell desperately didn’t want people to know about her DUI
August 14, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Feeling like the police raiding a local town newspaper might have been a strategic mistake now that millions of people across the country know some restaurant owner named Kari Newell desperately didn’t want people to know about her DUI