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he jacked it on a zoom call at the new yorker, but when you respawn at a new publication your jacking it count resets
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
he jacked it on a zoom call at the new yorker, but when you respawn at a new publication your jacking it count resets
The guy who jacked it during a zoom call still has an NYT career?
I’d this the dude I’m thinking of?
I’d this the dude I’m thinking of?
There is a LOT going on in Jeffrey Toobin’s weird soft-focus profile of Tom Goldstein, but my favorite recurring bit is all the people who know poker finding creative ways to politely make clear that Tom Goldstein is not good at poker www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/m...
![That night was also significant because it's when Goldstein met Dan Bilzerian. An heir to a family fortune, Bilzerian became famous for his extravagant and louche lifestyle as a professional poker player in Las Vegas, and later for being a social media influencer whose posts often featured guns and women in bikinis.
Bilzerian recalled Goldstein's antics that night: "People were all watching the game and talking about what a [expletive] maniac he was."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bpna2qi2e44fafbhhtqjak3x/bafkreigpxvaflmlfkju6aqjd5s4yv7mop47jn576tgl4bkp2c2vhfifnby@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The guy who jacked it during a zoom call still has an NYT career?
I’d this the dude I’m thinking of?
I’d this the dude I’m thinking of?
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i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word
Just say ‘I like driving over the speed limit’ why debase yourself like this
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word
That’ll make for a lot of angry israelis
Sen. Bernie Moreno, R-Ohio, just introduced a bill to ban Americans from holding dual citizenship. The bill says that to “preserve the integrity of national citizenship, allegiance to the United States must be undivided.” It’s called the Exclusive Citizenship Act.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
That’ll make for a lot of angry israelis
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capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
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Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
Gin and Fresca tastes just like white monster.
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Gin and Fresca tastes just like white monster.
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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time for my daily monster energy + 1 hour nap.
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
time for my daily monster energy + 1 hour nap.
Straight up watched the whole thing
September 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Straight up watched the whole thing
My wife has been boycotting target and they sent her a letter saying they were going to cancel her credit account if she doesn’t buy something.
Hard choice between buying something for 5 bucks to keep it on her credit or not.
She’s leaning towards “fuck you guys “
Hard choice between buying something for 5 bucks to keep it on her credit or not.
She’s leaning towards “fuck you guys “
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My wife has been boycotting target and they sent her a letter saying they were going to cancel her credit account if she doesn’t buy something.
Hard choice between buying something for 5 bucks to keep it on her credit or not.
She’s leaning towards “fuck you guys “
Hard choice between buying something for 5 bucks to keep it on her credit or not.
She’s leaning towards “fuck you guys “
Seriously, there but for the grace of god go I.
a thing we could stand to be more honest about is how many of us—the gifted kids of the 90s and 00s who were depressed in high school—could have been susceptible to the manosphere.
can’t promise it wouldn’t have caught me for a while as a sad teen, as much as I hate to admit it.
can’t promise it wouldn’t have caught me for a while as a sad teen, as much as I hate to admit it.
August 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Seriously, there but for the grace of god go I.
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i just found out that if you want to look at a titty in the UK now you have to send a selfie to the king first
July 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i just found out that if you want to look at a titty in the UK now you have to send a selfie to the king first
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working on a take where I compare the Blue Man Group to Einstürzende Neubauten, making about a dozen specific people madder than they've ever been at me
December 11, 2023 at 11:15 PM
working on a take where I compare the Blue Man Group to Einstürzende Neubauten, making about a dozen specific people madder than they've ever been at me
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I’d call the health department and say I was poisoned
WHO THE FUCK PUTS LIMA BEANS IN A BURRITO?!
July 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’d call the health department and say I was poisoned
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the thing is that if the hospital serving exurban car dealership owners with micromansions on 50 acres closes, that car dealership owner is still going to have to drive two or more hours to the emergency room with his dick caught in his zipper, even if he’s doing it in a $75K truck
Honestly if this bill passes as is I don't think we have any good idea of what ''26 is going to look like. Massive red state industries are going to collapse, especially in GOP areas. Rural healthcare is going to be toast and it's going to pull Micropolitan areas under.
June 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the thing is that if the hospital serving exurban car dealership owners with micromansions on 50 acres closes, that car dealership owner is still going to have to drive two or more hours to the emergency room with his dick caught in his zipper, even if he’s doing it in a $75K truck
I’ve got my dogs birthday, Juneteenth, solstice and I’m ready to partay!
June 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ve got my dogs birthday, Juneteenth, solstice and I’m ready to partay!
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microsoft teams do not tell me to check out your storyline feature i do not need you to be social media i need you to be chat messages i ignore from coworkers
June 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
microsoft teams do not tell me to check out your storyline feature i do not need you to be social media i need you to be chat messages i ignore from coworkers
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older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
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I'd settle for a sinecure.
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'd settle for a sinecure.
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I am also carrying $3,000, in cash.
April 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am also carrying $3,000, in cash.