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November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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zohran is going to personally escort trump to a broadway show in his first month as mayor and immediately be given a blank check to reshape new york more than anyone since robert moses.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?

Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—

Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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TRUMP (to Don Jr. and Eric): “You’re older than him, richer than him, *whiter* than him. Why aren’t you useless chucklekfucks the mayor of New York City?”
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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god it's like not even good joke fodder because it's too much

TRUMP: [playfully batting at Mamdani] Go on...

^ like what the fuck lol

how are you supposed to make jokes when that's a transcript of reality
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Having seen all of the John Wick and Mission Impossible movies I know at minimum a quarter of the people in attendance are assassins
P O P E R A V E
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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NEW: Pranksters recreated Jeffrey Epstein's inbox in a format you can use just like Gmail, and @boone.bsky.social caught up with them! After you read the story, dive in at jmail.world
Pranksters Recreated a Working Version of Jeffrey Epstein’s Gmail Inbox
Using Jmail, you can read thousands of Jeffrey Epstein's emails in a familiar format. Use the star function to highlight notable finds.
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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It’s almost like electing Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES isn’t such a good idea…
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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$87,000/year is a steal for the chance to learn from racists who hang out with pedos
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The 1970s are often a forgotten decade of NBA history. And yet between the pace of play, parity, and scandals, the league today feels somewhat similar to the way it did 50 years ago. Wrote more about decade similarity in my latest on Substack 👇

deepcover.substack.com/p/the-nba-of...
The NBA of Today Feels Strangely Similar to the NBA of the 1970s
The league today has more in common with its forgotten decade than many are willing to admit
deepcover.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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congratulations you played yourself dot gif
I didnt realize that CA pulled the trigger mechanism out of Prop 50, which means itll go forward even if the Texas maps stay struck down. Absolutely hilarious. Republicans have on one to blame for this but themselves.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.

So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene

The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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By my maths, the NBA's 14 millionth point is going to be scored in the next 20 minutes.

heavy.com/sports/nba/t...
When Will the NBA's Fourteen Millionth Point Be Scored?
Fans of NBA schedule math will no doubt no be eagerly awaiting not only when the 14 million point target will fall, but also, who will do it.
heavy.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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What. a fucking. loser.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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So let me get this straight: The President’s plan to lower prices is to roll back some of his own tariffs?
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM