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@brianthecasual.bsky.social
Small business owner/chefboy by profession. Idiot by choice. Once I got bit by a bug so hard I almost died. He/him
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I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
The Germans kind of went off on cole slaw. I mean historically we shouldn’t have let them rest on those laurels but that cole slays.
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The Germans kind of went off on cole slaw. I mean historically we shouldn’t have let them rest on those laurels but that cole slays.
I hope everyone liked Stranger Things 5. I'm the guy that made all the cum.
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I hope everyone liked Stranger Things 5. I'm the guy that made all the cum.
Sorry but the hero of Whiplash was the bassist and pianist. Like that's a hard count he's playing and he just tells them to do it? And they do the fucking most so hard the band comes along. This is not their problem. They just outline the chords.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Sorry but the hero of Whiplash was the bassist and pianist. Like that's a hard count he's playing and he just tells them to do it? And they do the fucking most so hard the band comes along. This is not their problem. They just outline the chords.
It’s kinda cool when your obsessive ex watches your instagram story habitually. Like lady you assaulted me to concussion over a microwave but I’m glad you still think I’m funny.
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s kinda cool when your obsessive ex watches your instagram story habitually. Like lady you assaulted me to concussion over a microwave but I’m glad you still think I’m funny.
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I think that if you have a podcast with millions of subscribers and you get on your show and share inaccurate things that could harm people, you should be launched into orbit
Very cool stuff from the biggest podcast in the world
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think that if you have a podcast with millions of subscribers and you get on your show and share inaccurate things that could harm people, you should be launched into orbit
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
Bro I can’t even love myself now. No.
Bro I can’t even love myself now. No.
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
Bro I can’t even love myself now. No.
Bro I can’t even love myself now. No.
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remember everyone; this guy is personal friends with a number of actual pedophiles, including jeremy malcom (caught importing csam into australia) who worked for pro-pedophile group protasia alongside jessie singal, a racist pedophile who loves trying to drive trans women to suicide!
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
remember everyone; this guy is personal friends with a number of actual pedophiles, including jeremy malcom (caught importing csam into australia) who worked for pro-pedophile group protasia alongside jessie singal, a racist pedophile who loves trying to drive trans women to suicide!
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“mr [fedsoc guy #15] is a very serious legal scholar, with whom i disagree with”
mr fedsoc guy #15: “the 13th amendment was never intended to abolish slavery, if you read contemporaneous sources, many…”
mr fedsoc guy #15: “the 13th amendment was never intended to abolish slavery, if you read contemporaneous sources, many…”
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“mr [fedsoc guy #15] is a very serious legal scholar, with whom i disagree with”
mr fedsoc guy #15: “the 13th amendment was never intended to abolish slavery, if you read contemporaneous sources, many…”
mr fedsoc guy #15: “the 13th amendment was never intended to abolish slavery, if you read contemporaneous sources, many…”
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it is insane how much this guy falls down the stairs
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
it is insane how much this guy falls down the stairs
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Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
"Forget it Jake. It's Charlie Brown.
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"Forget it Jake. It's Charlie Brown.
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There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.
"hurr durr we're gonna send the army to the cities." fuckin
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"hurr durr we're gonna send the army to the cities." fuckin
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
More like Ross Dontdouthat am I right?
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
More like Ross Dontdouthat am I right?
First they came for these people then they came for those people. First of all, where are they getting all this cum?
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
First they came for these people then they came for those people. First of all, where are they getting all this cum?
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
Yeah keep talking shit.
All my shooters come from Etsy
All my shooters come from Etsy
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yeah keep talking shit.
All my shooters come from Etsy
All my shooters come from Etsy
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we should stop descending into fascism and try descending into some cool stuff like magic the gathering
November 20, 2023 at 7:18 AM
we should stop descending into fascism and try descending into some cool stuff like magic the gathering
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
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i'd bet not a goddamn one a them motherfuckers is hammerproof
September 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i'd bet not a goddamn one a them motherfuckers is hammerproof
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A lot of labor day messaging drives me up the wall because the annoying viral "thank a union" is sometimes updated to "don't just thank a union, form your own!" but no one has figured out a viral "demand the right to organize exists again" and IT'S MY JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT and i still haven't.
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A lot of labor day messaging drives me up the wall because the annoying viral "thank a union" is sometimes updated to "don't just thank a union, form your own!" but no one has figured out a viral "demand the right to organize exists again" and IT'S MY JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT and i still haven't.
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Shout out to the heroes doing the real work. Not the ones looking for clout with performative mutual aid. Not the legal defenders or the bail fund funders. I'm talking the real heroes: the people yelling at leftists online
August 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Shout out to the heroes doing the real work. Not the ones looking for clout with performative mutual aid. Not the legal defenders or the bail fund funders. I'm talking the real heroes: the people yelling at leftists online