Brian Plaza
@butbutbrian.bsky.social
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.
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You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
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There’s no interpretation of this image that makes it allowable under international law
December 18, 2024 at 2:51 AM
There’s no interpretation of this image that makes it allowable under international law
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Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
December 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
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you die after watching this
December 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
you die after watching this
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You get dropped from Medicaid, rich guy needs to cut regulations for his spaceship
You log onto a news site and an AI summary tells you that Pluto is the ninth beloved Disney dog from the sun
You go to the grocery store and use the self checkout, all your groceries cost 20% more than you remember
You log onto a news site and an AI summary tells you that Pluto is the ninth beloved Disney dog from the sun
You go to the grocery store and use the self checkout, all your groceries cost 20% more than you remember
December 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
You get dropped from Medicaid, rich guy needs to cut regulations for his spaceship
You log onto a news site and an AI summary tells you that Pluto is the ninth beloved Disney dog from the sun
You go to the grocery store and use the self checkout, all your groceries cost 20% more than you remember
You log onto a news site and an AI summary tells you that Pluto is the ninth beloved Disney dog from the sun
You go to the grocery store and use the self checkout, all your groceries cost 20% more than you remember
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nothing bruises my ego more than when a game asks me if I'd like to try again on a lower difficulty.
December 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
nothing bruises my ego more than when a game asks me if I'd like to try again on a lower difficulty.
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I think we can all have a good faith debate about this but the answer is that the CEO of Bluesky told us not to call them Skeets so we will always call them Skeets
Side note: “skeet” needs to die. I hate it, and you all should too
December 7, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I think we can all have a good faith debate about this but the answer is that the CEO of Bluesky told us not to call them Skeets so we will always call them Skeets
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
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People talk about how they want Bluesky to be different than Twitter was. No thanks!
I want it to be exactly like Twitter before Elon: millions of weirdos and pervs posting their deranged thoughts for everyone in the world to get mad at.
I want it to be exactly like Twitter before Elon: millions of weirdos and pervs posting their deranged thoughts for everyone in the world to get mad at.
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 AM
People talk about how they want Bluesky to be different than Twitter was. No thanks!
I want it to be exactly like Twitter before Elon: millions of weirdos and pervs posting their deranged thoughts for everyone in the world to get mad at.
I want it to be exactly like Twitter before Elon: millions of weirdos and pervs posting their deranged thoughts for everyone in the world to get mad at.
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Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about
December 10, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about
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Investing in crypto is the ultimate libertarian fantasy because you can become extremely wealthy without even the pretense that you contributed anything of value to society.
December 2, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Investing in crypto is the ultimate libertarian fantasy because you can become extremely wealthy without even the pretense that you contributed anything of value to society.
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Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die
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i’m in a hot dog bun. they’re covering me in condiments
November 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
i’m in a hot dog bun. they’re covering me in condiments
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis
November 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis