Kevin Stafford
@cageystafford.bsky.social
"Why wouldn't I believe you...you're here."
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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I’m not reading too much into this.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I’m not reading too much into this.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
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I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
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responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
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in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
in playoff overtime, multiple refs should have to turn their keys to throw a flag, like with the nukes
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Thank you for contacting me. I will be out of the office forever due to planetary annihilation. To tell you the truth, I never actually cared about scaling b2b applications for the enterprise
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Thank you for contacting me. I will be out of the office forever due to planetary annihilation. To tell you the truth, I never actually cared about scaling b2b applications for the enterprise
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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We do not accept payment for whistles, and will ship anywhere between 100 and 1000. If you know someone with an org that needs even more than that, they can reach out and we can work with them!
Do not be afraid to ask for 100 whistles if you just want to radicalize your PTA group. WE WANT THAT! 💓
Do not be afraid to ask for 100 whistles if you just want to radicalize your PTA group. WE WANT THAT! 💓
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
We do not accept payment for whistles, and will ship anywhere between 100 and 1000. If you know someone with an org that needs even more than that, they can reach out and we can work with them!
Do not be afraid to ask for 100 whistles if you just want to radicalize your PTA group. WE WANT THAT! 💓
Do not be afraid to ask for 100 whistles if you just want to radicalize your PTA group. WE WANT THAT! 💓
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We are quickly coming up on 50,000 whistles shipped so far in January, and I am just forever impressed by the passion of the folks who have joined forces with us!
A reminder that if you know anyone who needs whistles, they can email the address at the top of our linktree! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
A reminder that if you know anyone who needs whistles, they can email the address at the top of our linktree! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
We are quickly coming up on 50,000 whistles shipped so far in January, and I am just forever impressed by the passion of the folks who have joined forces with us!
A reminder that if you know anyone who needs whistles, they can email the address at the top of our linktree! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
A reminder that if you know anyone who needs whistles, they can email the address at the top of our linktree! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
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As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
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I think someone at Hot Wheels enjoyed SKINAMARINK.
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I think someone at Hot Wheels enjoyed SKINAMARINK.
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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White people using whiteness to combat white supremacy is key to defeating white supremacy.
A big part of why the Right is furious at White women right now is because they're increasingly using their Whiteness as shield and a weapon and it's honestly fucking great.
what a legend lmao
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
White people using whiteness to combat white supremacy is key to defeating white supremacy.
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Hey Minnesotans, that green smoke is BAD! It's zinc chloride, and they used it in Portland.
Here's a quote from a science paper about it:
"...led to acute, delayed, and persistent health issues in the exposed population, including bystanders."
pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/uerc/2021/Po...
Here's a quote from a science paper about it:
"...led to acute, delayed, and persistent health issues in the exposed population, including bystanders."
pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/uerc/2021/Po...
Estimating Federal Agents’ Deployment of Lethal Zinc Chloride Gas in Portland OR Using a Bayesian Hierarchical Model
Law enforcement’s use of chemical weapons is a threat to human and environmental health, exemplified during 2020 Black Lives Matter protests in Portland, OR, where city, county, state, and federal age...
pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Hey Minnesotans, that green smoke is BAD! It's zinc chloride, and they used it in Portland.
Here's a quote from a science paper about it:
"...led to acute, delayed, and persistent health issues in the exposed population, including bystanders."
pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/uerc/2021/Po...
Here's a quote from a science paper about it:
"...led to acute, delayed, and persistent health issues in the exposed population, including bystanders."
pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/uerc/2021/Po...
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Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
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This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
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Being near animals in prison reminds us of old pets and softer instincts.
All He Wanted Was to Pet That Good Doggy
The dog reminded me what it meant to be gentle — to embrace another living being.
prisonjournalismproject.org
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Being near animals in prison reminds us of old pets and softer instincts.
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds