Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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this absolute unit
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
this absolute unit
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as with gaza, i think democrats are deeply out of touch with both the electorate and their base on immigration.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
as with gaza, i think democrats are deeply out of touch with both the electorate and their base on immigration.
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Was thankfully able to pay rent and my electric bill on time! Now need to focus on groceries, getting Pooh to the vet ($320), and internet ($187)
Thank you for helping me get this far!
Thank you for helping me get this far!
Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Was thankfully able to pay rent and my electric bill on time! Now need to focus on groceries, getting Pooh to the vet ($320), and internet ($187)
Thank you for helping me get this far!
Thank you for helping me get this far!
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It’s a mystery
(Goes back to my silent films, ukulele, manual typewriter and vintage recipes)
(Goes back to my silent films, ukulele, manual typewriter and vintage recipes)
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s a mystery
(Goes back to my silent films, ukulele, manual typewriter and vintage recipes)
(Goes back to my silent films, ukulele, manual typewriter and vintage recipes)
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Oh it gets weirder, because it was the preface to a piece of sheet music!
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh it gets weirder, because it was the preface to a piece of sheet music!
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Wildest shit that ever happened to me on here was when I was watching CAN’T HARDLY WAIT and posted the below skeet as a joke, only to be informed that the picture actor (Charlie Korsmo) did, indeed, go on to become a Federalist Society-affiliated right-wing legal scholar
November 19, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Wildest shit that ever happened to me on here was when I was watching CAN’T HARDLY WAIT and posted the below skeet as a joke, only to be informed that the picture actor (Charlie Korsmo) did, indeed, go on to become a Federalist Society-affiliated right-wing legal scholar
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Someone in the replies called Newsom "California Cuomo", and you know, I think that is spot on.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Someone in the replies called Newsom "California Cuomo", and you know, I think that is spot on.
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now this is Posting
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
now this is Posting
Saw a guy that i used to ride the bus with back when i lived in Chicago proper. He still works at Portillos. Fuck yeah Bus Buddy glad youre alive
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Saw a guy that i used to ride the bus with back when i lived in Chicago proper. He still works at Portillos. Fuck yeah Bus Buddy glad youre alive
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The best corners of the world and web are narrated, with whimsy and kindness, by one voice--
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The best corners of the world and web are narrated, with whimsy and kindness, by one voice--
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You come for Matthew Lillard, you come for all of us.
a man wearing a shirt that says the clash is screaming
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says the clash is screaming
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
You come for Matthew Lillard, you come for all of us.
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Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
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Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
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On January 1, Illinois begins to regulate employer use of AI, making it a civil rights violation to use AI tools that result in discrimination based on protected characteristics in hiring, promotion, discipline, termination, or other employment terms and requiring notice of AI use. #AIBillofRights
Illinois becomes one of the few states to regulate employer use of AI. House Bill 3773 amends the Illinois Human Rights Act to make it a civil rights violation for employers to use AI tools that result in discrimination based on race, gender, age, or disability.
www.mystateline.com/news/local-n...
www.mystateline.com/news/local-n...
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December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
On January 1, Illinois begins to regulate employer use of AI, making it a civil rights violation to use AI tools that result in discrimination based on protected characteristics in hiring, promotion, discipline, termination, or other employment terms and requiring notice of AI use. #AIBillofRights
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hot take: if Ellis had jailed Bovino for contempt when she had the chance Elgin residents probably wouldn't be getting tear-gassed today
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hot take: if Ellis had jailed Bovino for contempt when she had the chance Elgin residents probably wouldn't be getting tear-gassed today
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Wife totally pissed I used her favorite lipstick to write EXPLORE MONOGAMY on her thigh while she slept.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wife totally pissed I used her favorite lipstick to write EXPLORE MONOGAMY on her thigh while she slept.
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CASABLANCA vs. PREDATOR
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
CASABLANCA vs. PREDATOR
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Everyone seems upset about this but let’s not be so hasty to dismiss this idea. In fact the Italians did a public hanging in 1945 that I’m quite fond of
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Everyone seems upset about this but let’s not be so hasty to dismiss this idea. In fact the Italians did a public hanging in 1945 that I’m quite fond of
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the richest people in society should research public executions a bit more before supporting them
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the richest people in society should research public executions a bit more before supporting them
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Tech bro billionaires should be very careful about what they wish for.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tech bro billionaires should be very careful about what they wish for.
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tech ceos are so funny "we should bring back public executions" dude you don't know how to use a grocery store self checkout shut your nazi hole
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
tech ceos are so funny "we should bring back public executions" dude you don't know how to use a grocery store self checkout shut your nazi hole