Caliginouscalico
@caliginouscalico.bsky.social
I like to see the pretty pictures and the bad posts
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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FINALLY GOT UH-OH ON FILM
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
FINALLY GOT UH-OH ON FILM
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Like, the good luck charms many baseball fans practice are absolutely a form of ritual magic from an anthropological standpoint, but imagine what American baseball would look like if Protestants didn't have hangups about ritual magic being Satanic and didn't need to maintain plausible deniability.
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Like, the good luck charms many baseball fans practice are absolutely a form of ritual magic from an anthropological standpoint, but imagine what American baseball would look like if Protestants didn't have hangups about ritual magic being Satanic and didn't need to maintain plausible deniability.
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Fantasy RPG setting where cooking works the way it does in crafting-based video games, like if you assemble a sandwich just right it can let you shoot fire from your eyes and shit, so cooking is a tightly regulated art. You can get thrown in a dungeon for marinating without a license.
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fantasy RPG setting where cooking works the way it does in crafting-based video games, like if you assemble a sandwich just right it can let you shoot fire from your eyes and shit, so cooking is a tightly regulated art. You can get thrown in a dungeon for marinating without a license.
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Davidpro cooked with the new star wars visions season.
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Davidpro cooked with the new star wars visions season.
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BEHOLD, MY CHUDLING
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
BEHOLD, MY CHUDLING
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If there is one thing, just one thing, I could remove from Homeworld, it'd be that motherfucking hyperspace core, NO ONE FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE HYPERSPACE CORE!
After a training exercise where the Radaan captain says "I think training is worthless without live fire" which no one thinks is odd. The Radaa announce that due to a treaty with the Taiidani empire they're entitled to the mothership's core. And they betray us.
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If there is one thing, just one thing, I could remove from Homeworld, it'd be that motherfucking hyperspace core, NO ONE FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE HYPERSPACE CORE!
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i once had a dream that i invaded hell to rescue my childhood pet iguana, only to discover she didn’t want to leave. people said “why would an iguana leave a heat source like hell” and it all made sense
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i once had a dream that i invaded hell to rescue my childhood pet iguana, only to discover she didn’t want to leave. people said “why would an iguana leave a heat source like hell” and it all made sense
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My dog is the John Wick of being a fat fuck tactically blocking every hallway in the house
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My dog is the John Wick of being a fat fuck tactically blocking every hallway in the house
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Started using "I age greatly every time you speak" thanks to @maladroithe.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Started using "I age greatly every time you speak" thanks to @maladroithe.bsky.social
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I’m watching Face Off for the first time, and they just…they just take the faces off.
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’m watching Face Off for the first time, and they just…they just take the faces off.
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Trans Char Aznable wouldn't "come out" she would show up somewhere someday as a mysterious blonde beauty named Cinco Benis having already fully transitioned. She'd say something about how the great man Char Aznable has died, how tragic, but humanity must move on. Honestly iconic of her
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trans Char Aznable wouldn't "come out" she would show up somewhere someday as a mysterious blonde beauty named Cinco Benis having already fully transitioned. She'd say something about how the great man Char Aznable has died, how tragic, but humanity must move on. Honestly iconic of her
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the only ideology to be gleamed from the sequels is combined arms should be deployed against whalers, something I think cameron actually believes
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the only ideology to be gleamed from the sequels is combined arms should be deployed against whalers, something I think cameron actually believes
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captain's log, supplemental
the lower deckers are continuing to mock my dumb mustache. i know it was a mistake, but i can't shave it now, it'd be a sign of weakness, undermine my command
the lower deckers are continuing to mock my dumb mustache. i know it was a mistake, but i can't shave it now, it'd be a sign of weakness, undermine my command
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
captain's log, supplemental
the lower deckers are continuing to mock my dumb mustache. i know it was a mistake, but i can't shave it now, it'd be a sign of weakness, undermine my command
the lower deckers are continuing to mock my dumb mustache. i know it was a mistake, but i can't shave it now, it'd be a sign of weakness, undermine my command
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Okay folks - buckle up because this is probably going to be a decently long thread since some idiot* decided to do this for 36 factions
(*It was me. I was the idiot)
(*It was me. I was the idiot)
Final 40K Bowl standings. Day job has gotten on the way, but I will reveal the mapping tonight after I get kids to bed.
April 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Okay folks - buckle up because this is probably going to be a decently long thread since some idiot* decided to do this for 36 factions
(*It was me. I was the idiot)
(*It was me. I was the idiot)
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Setting up my Warhammer squads and I place this guy on the table. My opponent already has the look on their face that they're ready to concede.
Garlic merchant is at least half a cell phone payment
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Setting up my Warhammer squads and I place this guy on the table. My opponent already has the look on their face that they're ready to concede.
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it