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@ofalafel.bsky.social one 8 year old happy with what Santa brought her!
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Happy Christmas to all you lovely people in my phone!
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I may be at work, but that doesn’t mean I can’t listen to some delightful carol singing to get me in the Christmas mood
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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I think I found the original source of the 67 meme
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
November 17, 2023 at 8:59 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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🎅🏻 🏴‍☠️ 🎤
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Michael Ball just getting Billy Connolly and Brian Conley mixed up there. Wasn't he in Sweet anyway?
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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there once was a girl called phyllis
who married a guy called willis
they liked to drink fanta
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I've just seen the spliced Trump footage on the BBC and I'm not surprised he's annoyed. That's clearly been edited.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Not entirely sure if this is accurate.
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Gutted
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I wondered why my alarm didnt go off. Good job I woke up anyway!
There's an AWS outage this morning impacting lots of services; it started around 07.30 UK time. People who use services like Alexa as their alarm clocks have just had a helpful reminder that using a device reliant on connectivity to carry out a task that doesn't need connectivity is not a good idea.
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Still not right after the weekends stomach bug so got the train to work instead of cycling. Im just over halfway there. Would have been sat at my desk by know if I'd had riden
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Will be using this at work from now on
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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with alt-text because it is necessary
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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The two tests of cycling infrastructure should be

1 - would this be okay for a 12 year old child on their own?

AND

2 - would this be okay for lone woman at night?

If the answer to either of these is NO then it's not adequate.
September 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band
September 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I stopped to try and get my lunch here yesterday. Didn't realise thats why it was closed
Who keeps crashing cars at speed into the front of a specific Tesco Express in east London? It’s happened four times in the last three weeks. It looks like a robbery - but London Centric has learned nothing is stolen and it appears to be the same driver. www.londoncentric.media/p/tesco-expr...
The mysterious Tesco Express car attacker
Someone really wants to destroy a supermarket in Stratford, to the exasperation of low-paid supermarket staff who are having to pick up the pieces.
www.londoncentric.media
September 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM