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@chairmanjeb.bsky.social
September - 2001
Jeb is Chairman of America
Only NATO Stands Before Him
Skeets are Now Battlefields
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This builds character
The youth are learning the consequences of early 2000’s fashion
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This builds character
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William Carlos Williams if he was in an open marriage:
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
William Carlos Williams if he was in an open marriage:
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ah yes, Rahm Emanuel, the savior America has been waiting for
Rahm Emanuel sits down with [checks notes] George Will to test the waters for a possible 2K28 presidential run. That epitomizes the state of the Democratic Party on a national level these days. wapo.st/44DBxqw
Opinion | If Emanuel runs, he’ll bet on candor defeating the ‘culture police’
The former mayor of Chicago talks about what ails the Democratic Party, and how to cure it.
wapo.st
July 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
ah yes, Rahm Emanuel, the savior America has been waiting for
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<stares intensely at the history of human beings surviving nightmarish conditions in order to live free/prosper>
DeSantis on his concentration camp, which is opening tomorrow: “If a criminal alien were to escape from here somehow, you've got nowhere to go. What are you going to do, trudge through the swamp and dodge alligators on the way back 50-60 miles just to get to civilization? Not going to happen.”
Alligator Alcatraz immigrant prison camp is Florida's sadistic 'one-stop shop' for mass deportation
Trump will attend the opening on Tuesday with Gov. DeSantis and DHS Sec. Noem.
www.thehandbasket.co
July 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
<stares intensely at the history of human beings surviving nightmarish conditions in order to live free/prosper>
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Democratic base: We hate spineless Democrats. We can't stand how they grant Republican framing on immigration, Gaza, and more. They are putting people at risk and abdicating their role as opposition leaders.
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Democratic base: We hate spineless Democrats. We can't stand how they grant Republican framing on immigration, Gaza, and more. They are putting people at risk and abdicating their role as opposition leaders.
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!
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people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.
If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it.
No side deals.
No side deals.
June 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.
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get pissed on you dead bitch
May 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
get pissed on you dead bitch
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it is humbling to behold a god’s edict
I want the bpd azealia has. she is a black woman who can assume the first person of a white person and do an HP lovecraft level of white on white racism with a dash of what I'm going to generously assume is holodomor affirmation
May 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
it is humbling to behold a god’s edict
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Here’s the thing - Bluesky isn’t about being the right kind of communist, or harassing the right kinds of people. It’s about the Mets let’s go Mets baby love da Mets hit a sac fly to win it
May 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Here’s the thing - Bluesky isn’t about being the right kind of communist, or harassing the right kinds of people. It’s about the Mets let’s go Mets baby love da Mets hit a sac fly to win it
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ZIONISM creates antisemitism.
May 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
ZIONISM creates antisemitism.
Israel is enacting a genocide and the American government continues to give material support it should not surprise anyone that there will be violent blowback. If you believe the Israeli Embassy shooting was an antisemitic attack please pull your head out of your ass and educate yourself.
May 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Israel is enacting a genocide and the American government continues to give material support it should not surprise anyone that there will be violent blowback. If you believe the Israeli Embassy shooting was an antisemitic attack please pull your head out of your ass and educate yourself.
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"I had been doing too much fucking at my magician-themed sex club."
Watch: In an exclusive interview with WSJ, one veteran air-traffic controller opens up about his own close call and the reasons for stress-related trauma leave.
‘You Play God’: Air-Traffic Controller Opens Up About Trauma on the Job
In an exclusive interview with WSJ, one veteran air-traffic controller opens up about his own close call and the reasons for stress-related trauma leave.
buff.ly
May 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"I had been doing too much fucking at my magician-themed sex club."
A quote from Donald Trump this evening after watching the 1996 film The Rock
"Ah what a blockbuster they don't make 'em like they used to folks. Lets make blockbuster great again! Somebody tell Stephen to do a 100 percent tariff on subtitles and while we are at it lets reopen Alcatraz"
"Ah what a blockbuster they don't make 'em like they used to folks. Lets make blockbuster great again! Somebody tell Stephen to do a 100 percent tariff on subtitles and while we are at it lets reopen Alcatraz"
May 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A quote from Donald Trump this evening after watching the 1996 film The Rock
"Ah what a blockbuster they don't make 'em like they used to folks. Lets make blockbuster great again! Somebody tell Stephen to do a 100 percent tariff on subtitles and while we are at it lets reopen Alcatraz"
"Ah what a blockbuster they don't make 'em like they used to folks. Lets make blockbuster great again! Somebody tell Stephen to do a 100 percent tariff on subtitles and while we are at it lets reopen Alcatraz"
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I must not discourse.
Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
May 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I must not discourse.
Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
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I wish there was an app where … I can’t. I don’t have it in me anymore. I’m so tired. I want it to be over
Jeremy Renner was run over by a seven-ton snowplow a little over two years ago. In a new memoir, he wrote that as he lay near death, he experienced something extraordinary.
Jeremy Renner and the Science of Extraordinary Near-Death Experiences
A little over two years ago, the actor was run over by a snowplow. Like thousands of others, he then felt an “exhilarating peace.” Why?
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I wish there was an app where … I can’t. I don’t have it in me anymore. I’m so tired. I want it to be over
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"Marxism is dead" is a line usually hit by liberals who actually believe that "history has ended" (ignoring the rise of fascism to supplant the collapse of late stage capitalism)
April 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"Marxism is dead" is a line usually hit by liberals who actually believe that "history has ended" (ignoring the rise of fascism to supplant the collapse of late stage capitalism)
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First they came for the Hamasniks and, like, tough for them.
BASH: What is the ADL doing to pressure the White House to give students who are being arrested due process?
GREENBLATT: We're not sort of public defenders for some of the Hamasniks on these college campuses, and I don't want to be
GREENBLATT: We're not sort of public defenders for some of the Hamasniks on these college campuses, and I don't want to be
April 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
First they came for the Hamasniks and, like, tough for them.
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Good job team America
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
April 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Good job team America
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
History is too unpredictable to establish any sense of meaning that can inform society today. For example who could predict that Will Stancil was such a moron. Is Stancil's past idiotic nature a predictor for future idiocy? Who's to say? Certainly not Will Stancil.
YES. YES THEY ARE.
This is the problem: no matter how utterly trivial it is to come up with examples of tiny random events changing the course of history, people absolutely psychologically cannot accept it, and they work backwards from there to these big structural theories.
This is the problem: no matter how utterly trivial it is to come up with examples of tiny random events changing the course of history, people absolutely psychologically cannot accept it, and they work backwards from there to these big structural theories.
World-historic events are not contingent on gusts of wind. Name one such example.
April 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
History is too unpredictable to establish any sense of meaning that can inform society today. For example who could predict that Will Stancil was such a moron. Is Stancil's past idiotic nature a predictor for future idiocy? Who's to say? Certainly not Will Stancil.
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love too play the hits
April 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
love too play the hits
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.