Charlie Kauffman
@charliekauffman.bsky.social
Aging, but tidy. Peoria, Illinois.
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Show me how this tweet is wrong
I have to hand it to my communist friends tonight...
The CCP & the communist party of Cuba are probably both more responsive to their constituents than Democrats are to theirs
The CCP & the communist party of Cuba are probably both more responsive to their constituents than Democrats are to theirs
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Show me how this tweet is wrong
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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Alpha King Trump posting little away messages like “Oh, okay, I can’t do whatever I want because it’s ILLEGAL all of a sudden? I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then. If anyone even cares”
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Alpha King Trump posting little away messages like “Oh, okay, I can’t do whatever I want because it’s ILLEGAL all of a sudden? I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then. If anyone even cares”
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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#souvenirsaturday in Nashville mid 1980s, with the Garth man! 🤠 #garthbrooks
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#souvenirsaturday in Nashville mid 1980s, with the Garth man! 🤠 #garthbrooks
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“Last spring, Quinn decided to leave… “I could either stay and ruin myself and my career and my mental health and my relationship with my children, or I could go and continue to practice OB, which had always been my dream”
Also, many types of doctors are leaving or not moving here because their partners are OBs. Has any candidate mentioned doctors leaving the state? www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Iowa doesn't have enough OB-GYNs. Is the state's abortion ban part of the problem?
Iowa ranks last among states for the number of OB-GYNS per capita. State legislators are trying to recruit more, but some doctors say the state's strict abortion ban is partially to blame.
www.npr.org
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Last spring, Quinn decided to leave… “I could either stay and ruin myself and my career and my mental health and my relationship with my children, or I could go and continue to practice OB, which had always been my dream”
I know it’s not him but I will always believe in my heart that this was Sam Rockwell
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I know it’s not him but I will always believe in my heart that this was Sam Rockwell
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I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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People don't realize that the last threads of the systems that generally keep things humming and functional in our supremely fragile and interconnected economy were ripped apart months ago. Cancelled flights are but just the start of what will crumble around us. Plan accordingly, if you can.
NEW: Billions of pounds of food are imported to the U.S. each year.
The FDA inspects foreign producers to ensure what we're eating is safe from pathogens and dangerous manufacturing practices.
But now, after Trump's drastic staff cuts, these inspections have plummeted to a historic low.
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The FDA inspects foreign producers to ensure what we're eating is safe from pathogens and dangerous manufacturing practices.
But now, after Trump's drastic staff cuts, these inspections have plummeted to a historic low.
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Foreign Food Safety Inspections Hit Historic Low After Trump Cuts
The dramatic shift in oversight comes at a time when the U.S. has never been more reliant on foreign food, which accounts for the vast majority of the nation’s seafood and more than half its fresh fru...
www.propublica.org
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People don't realize that the last threads of the systems that generally keep things humming and functional in our supremely fragile and interconnected economy were ripped apart months ago. Cancelled flights are but just the start of what will crumble around us. Plan accordingly, if you can.
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Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism
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Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
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Friendly reminder that Nancy was so afraid that AOC was gonna stop her insider trading that she whipped votes for Gerry Connolly from a hospital bed in Germany.
Exciting! A 74-Year-Old Who Recently Said He’s ‘Fatigued’ Will Lead the War Against Trump
Nancy Pelosi reportedly whipped the vote against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to elect 74-year-old Gerry Connolly, who is recovering from cancer treatment, to lead the House Oversight Committee.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Friendly reminder that Nancy was so afraid that AOC was gonna stop her insider trading that she whipped votes for Gerry Connolly from a hospital bed in Germany.
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social this you?
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social this you?
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sit on your hands and let them wear it, it’s not the democrats job to bail out their stupidity over and over again
“U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is expected to order scheduled air traffic cut by 10% at 40 major airports starting Friday…”
www.reuters.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
sit on your hands and let them wear it, it’s not the democrats job to bail out their stupidity over and over again
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
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Lesson from last night: avoid conventional wisdom. Mamdani could have been like, "I'm just a rookie assemblyman. Should wait my turn, check in with Schumer and Jeffries to see when it's okay for me to move up." He had a better thought: "Fuck those guys."
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Lesson from last night: avoid conventional wisdom. Mamdani could have been like, "I'm just a rookie assemblyman. Should wait my turn, check in with Schumer and Jeffries to see when it's okay for me to move up." He had a better thought: "Fuck those guys."
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Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
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Ignore the queer voter at your own peril, Democrats
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Ignore the queer voter at your own peril, Democrats