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Nope.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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“A bakery owner whose shop is becoming a hub of resistance to Alberta Premier Danielle Smith in her recall campaign has a message for those in her office calling for a customer boycott -- "bite me."

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

nationalnewswatch.com/2025/12/18/b...
'Bite me': Alberta baker challenges premier's office over boycott…
National Newswatch: Canada's most comprehensive site for political news and views.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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me and my buddies up on the roof of the billionaire's apocalypse bunker crimping the air intake with a couple of harbor freight hammers
Here is a glimpse into that secular version of The Rapture:

"The underground abode will be decked out with a number of lavish amenities such as wellness areas, gourmet dining, and a medical suite with robots for doctors."

www.realtor.com/news/unique-... h/t @thelever.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Oh no, The Panic™ is setting in
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Gonna put this on repeat every time I need motivation:
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pretty sure the only ones running out of ‘good ideas’ are these profit-hungry grift-monkeys.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 5d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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When stranger things first came out america was cringe. Now America is hungry rats eating the eyes out of a dead dog so it doesn’t really hit the same anymore
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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1. Note that the girl in this pastoral fantasy is sort of a landscape feature, like Stinky’s, not autonomous.

2. Also I am 75% sure she’s not a nice girl, she’s awful, and also she’s dead and this is her Hell
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The Right: preferred pronouns? I don’t have to respect that bullshit, I’m free to act as I like

Also the Right: I demand you conform to my elaborate rituals designed to guard against me fucking you
These people have serious problems.
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Let this radicalize you. It’s coming for all of us. It’s come for all of us. It already come for you. It’s already got you.
🧵 I've been a writer for my entire life, and worked very hard to get where I got by 2022. I was making a 100k a year, though I live in an expensive city. Suddenly it was just gone. I had three careers, really, and they all vanished because of AI, and suddenly I was struggling each month to pay rent.
When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.

For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Repost if you're tired
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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An Alberta regulator is supposed to block struggling companies from obtaining oil and gas wells. Tax data obtained by The Narwhal suggests the regulator ignored the rules when it allowed a company with unpaid taxes to obtain 170 wells. @drewanderson.bsky.social reports: thenarwhal.ca/alberta-ener...
Alberta Energy Regulator ignored its own rules, data suggests | The Narwhal
New evidence suggests the Alberta Energy Regulator ignored a ministerial order — and critics say that’s just the tip of the iceberg
thenarwhal.ca
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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there’s just a certain type of person who would show up to your writer’s group wanting praise for presenting work but violently rejecting any form of constructive criticism that might improve it, and that right there is the target market for AI
September 2, 2024 at 5:21 PM