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Granny Corncob's Juicy Prolapse
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he/him, my Tumblr is rancidslime (main blog) and chewytoothmeats (art blog)
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I have officially launched TrueRef's new timed gesture tool (Flow) & free pose library (Pose)! Both are linked on trueref.io.

While limited right now, both will contain our full free library by the 1st. 🤍

Flow: community.trueref.io/trueref_gest...
Pose: community.trueref.io/free_referen...
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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this is making the rounds on facebook so i thought id bring it here for u m'lord
January 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I propose replacing it with a new metaphor, "you can't put the juice back in the proprietary Juicero wi-fi enabled cold-pressed juice pack"
Why is it that tech and AI boosters keep saying "you can't put the genie back in the bottle" when making arguments about AI's supposed inevitable dominance? Did they not read the story? The genie does, indeed, go back in the bottle. Maybe we should start there.
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The onryō’s revenge was the loved ones and snacks we celebrated with along the way. ♥️
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I really like the graphics in GORN 2 on Quest 3.

An amazing mixture of baked, vertex-lit, sometimes quite low-res textures, restrained usage of per-pixel features.

Focused on excellent performance and confident exploiting of these 20+ year old techniques to the max under a solid art direction.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I've written about how much I love Lightning Bolt, but I *also* love another one-drop instant.

Opt fucks, it's up there among my favorite cards, I am never sad about having one in hand.

The JP Strixhaven Mystical Archive art by Rien. might be one of my favorite pieces of art in Magic, full stop.
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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What's wild is if I said what should rightly happen to this guy, I'M the one who'd get in trouble
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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11 - Wetwork

"Could be worse. Could be Europa."
- heat-stroked pilot
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally

Please see it if you’re curious
Takarazuka Revue “Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight" Worldwide streaming/『悪魔城ドラキュラ』全世界 動画配信実施
YouTube video by 宝塚歌劇 公式チャンネル Takarazuka Revue Company
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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so it does work
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I just got a DM from someone that pirated my game.

They said (paraphrasing) that with hindsight the game was absolutely worth the price, and were asking my preferred avenue for them to buy it (Steam vs Itch).

I've gotten a lot of great DMs from players, but this one is probably my favorite.
December 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Article 22 is a jewelry company that repurposes Vietnam War shrapnel and battlefield debris. A portion of their profits goes to the Mine Advisory Group, which works to remove landmines still left in Laos (they've removed more than 300k mines!). I like the company's "Shard" necklace collection.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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It was hard to convince Americans torture is wrong as a moral principle during Bush's term, and that was with the debate about whether torture makes us safer. I'm afraid for a portion of Trump's base, that calculation matters less. Idea of torturing undocumented immigrants may even bring pleasure.
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This has happened before. In the late 1930s, Eddie Bauer doctored a photo of their original store, removing the animal carcasses. This was to appeal to urban lifestyle customers drawn to the idea of outdoor life, but didn't like the idea of hunting. Hence renaming hunting coats to barn coats postwar
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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"Hey ChatGPT, how many people can I lay off and still make this game from start to finish in 18 months?"

"First off, I just wanna say how remarkable your question skills are. I can see why you would be the one in charge. From what I can tell, several well performing games were made with one person"
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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it's a mark of how fucked up the world is that this doesn't even phase me. at least he's paying the people he tortured. could be worse. off to read about conditions in our government's latest concentration camp.
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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ミシディアの双子🪄
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM