Chris Nelson
@chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social
Welsh bloke in Arizona.
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I absolutely LOVE this. It would be brilliant from an adult, but from a 16-year-old it's really spectacular.
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I absolutely LOVE this. It would be brilliant from an adult, but from a 16-year-old it's really spectacular.
Sigh. Guess I have to be anti-library now. Damn you Osman.
Possibly anti-baby too
Possibly anti-baby too
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sigh. Guess I have to be anti-library now. Damn you Osman.
Possibly anti-baby too
Possibly anti-baby too
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they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
August 17, 2023 at 2:27 PM
they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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'In the middle o' mah soliloquy!'
Why wrestling is the greatest artform on earth, right there.
Why wrestling is the greatest artform on earth, right there.
Never underestimate how much Dusty Rhodes loved clubberin' - which, again, is *very specifically* and *only* when it's fo' fistes at one time. The man is making an actual point in an actual conversation and it stops him in his tracks.
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
'In the middle o' mah soliloquy!'
Why wrestling is the greatest artform on earth, right there.
Why wrestling is the greatest artform on earth, right there.
Going to see The Devil Wears Prada. I was one of only 2 guys in the theater.
The trailer for Casino Royale ran and shirtless Daniel Craig emerged from the sea, the entire, packed room WHOOPED loudly. The other guy looked round, panicked. Our eyes met, and in that moment I bonded with a stranger.
The trailer for Casino Royale ran and shirtless Daniel Craig emerged from the sea, the entire, packed room WHOOPED loudly. The other guy looked round, panicked. Our eyes met, and in that moment I bonded with a stranger.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Going to see The Devil Wears Prada. I was one of only 2 guys in the theater.
The trailer for Casino Royale ran and shirtless Daniel Craig emerged from the sea, the entire, packed room WHOOPED loudly. The other guy looked round, panicked. Our eyes met, and in that moment I bonded with a stranger.
The trailer for Casino Royale ran and shirtless Daniel Craig emerged from the sea, the entire, packed room WHOOPED loudly. The other guy looked round, panicked. Our eyes met, and in that moment I bonded with a stranger.
I‘m not especially thorough in harvesting my fibre based crops and now I’m being accused of flax evasion
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I‘m not especially thorough in harvesting my fibre based crops and now I’m being accused of flax evasion
Counterpoint
This ruins my favorite Spurs related game ‘what position will they shoehorn poor Archie into this week?’
This ruins my favorite Spurs related game ‘what position will they shoehorn poor Archie into this week?’
Just keep playing Archie Gray in that position. Let him learn.
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Counterpoint
This ruins my favorite Spurs related game ‘what position will they shoehorn poor Archie into this week?’
This ruins my favorite Spurs related game ‘what position will they shoehorn poor Archie into this week?’
Introducing Peter Kay
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Introducing Peter Kay
Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow, in autumn,
Basho and his friends go out to view the moon;
In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,
Basho and his friends go out to view the moon;
In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow, in autumn,
Basho and his friends go out to view the moon;
In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,
Basho and his friends go out to view the moon;
In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,
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ME: if you see a bear you’re supposed to play dead
WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago
WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ME: if you see a bear you’re supposed to play dead
WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago
WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Fleetwood Mac
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Wedding Present
The Wiggles
Napalm Death
The Cure
The Grumbleweeds
The Wedding Present
The Wiggles
Napalm Death
The Cure
The Grumbleweeds
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Clash
The Pogues
The Cramps
The Gun Club
The Dream Syndicate
The Clash
The Pogues
The Cramps
The Gun Club
The Dream Syndicate
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fleetwood Mac
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me reading your posts
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11 days apart. Brutal.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
11 days apart. Brutal.
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PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935)
📷 google images
📷 google images
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935)
📷 google images
📷 google images
Goat bhuna, lamb biryan, peshwari naan, 3 poppadoms and the full range of chutney. Butter chicken for my wife.
Interested to find out Bluesky curry orders. What is your regular? Chicken Tikka Vindaloo, saag aloo, keema naan, pilau rice for me generally.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Goat bhuna, lamb biryan, peshwari naan, 3 poppadoms and the full range of chutney. Butter chicken for my wife.
If my last few posts prove anything it’s that there is a Niles Crane for every occasion
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If my last few posts prove anything it’s that there is a Niles Crane for every occasion
What's it like in your head?
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What's it like in your head?
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".