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chris quixote
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tilting at windmills; yelling at clouds
writer, sometime theater producer, not-for-profit manager

I began in Ohio
I still dream of home

my writing is at https://notesfornobody.ghost.io
christopherhammett.net
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Fuck these fucking fucks.
I named my fists Gilbert & Sullivan because let’s be honest they’re just gay, I mean come on.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fuck this fucking fuck.
“We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before WWII. Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”

— Mitch McConnell fell and hit his head so hard, the scales fell from his eyes. www.ft.com/content/11d2...
Mitch McConnell: ‘We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now’
The Republican Senator on his plans to spend the last two years of his term fighting back against an increasingly isolationist GOP
www.ft.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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True story: this is what Ernest Hemingway wore every day, but the mainstream media never showed you the full photos.
Ladies what’s stopping you from dressing like this
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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It's very helpful to remember: we organized and we won a lot of good shit.

That scared entrenched power shitless, and this moment is that hierarchy's struggle to reassert itself.

If we beat it back and demand a rebuilding that is liberatory, we can win even better shit.
Like, very obviously, many things have improved! My kids get accommodations in school that would have been unthinkable in the 90s! Gay marriage is, right now, legal! If you spend all day thinking about how much worse things are you're basically talking yourself into being a reactionary
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Big Game report:

Backup at the outlet mall yesterday: 6 miles.

Backup at the outlet mall today: zero miles.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Madison Square — Thomas Hart Benton, ca. 1922
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My feed is like 50% Tom Stoppard and 50% Ohio State vs Michigan and I may not contain multitudes but I contain a duality at least.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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"I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little or make a poem which children will speak for you when you're dead."
Tom Stoppard, RIP
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I'm likely breaking Ohio law by being a native Ohioan currently in Ohio & not watching The Game. But I see posts.

My father taught my brothers & me that umpires & referees are part of the game. They, like players, make mistakes. Play review is just bad, privileging competition over sportsmanship.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
One thing about Julian Sayin: he has no compunction about throwing passes over the middle that will get his receivers plastered.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Michigan needs to recruit a player named Doin’.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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How is there not some avant-garde movie that's from the neighbors' perspectives during the events of Rear Window?
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good lord have football and its Talmudic rules not been improved by instant replay review.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The moment when Rosencrantz and Guildenstern realize the fate that has been handed to them. As perfect as playwriting can be.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
As the youngest in the family I have officially exceeded my tolerance for siblingsplaining.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I'm an independent artist who designs space and astronomy inspired products ✨

I just launched my new Moon Bootprint hoodies! I also have socks, jewelry, and ornaments.

sciencesocks.co/products/apo...
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

A chipmunk
Another chipmunk
A third chipmunk
Another fuckin chipmunk
What is with all these chipmunks
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Black Bear
Brown Bear
Polar Bear
Whatever species of monkey likes to hang out around the Taj Mahal
The asshole wild horses of Assateaugue Island
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Colorful Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE

A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Faster Charlie Brown! Kill! Kill!
In space no one can hear you scream, Charlie Brown.
Senator, I served with Charlie Brown. I knew Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Charlie Brown.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM