clambake.bsky.social
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Cool that this racist babbling old child rapist can have my fellow Minnesotans murdered with impunity. Great job, USA.
Trump: "MN is a very corrupt place & the elections are totally corrupt. I feel I won it all 3 times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon. It's a rigged state. The Somalians vote as one group even if they're not citizens. They all ought to get the hell out of here. They're bad for our country"
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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This sort of shit is so far outside the bounds of human behavior that in almost any society in the history of the world it would be immediately and unequivocally understood that you needed to be put down like a rabid dog
You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove.

donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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I don't ever want to hear any politician talk about "reforming" or "training" or fucking body cams for this evil agency.

Abolish it. Defund it. Destroy it and its works in their entirety.
'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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We have a finite amount of time to spend thinking while on this earth and I am very resentful of how much of it has been monopolized by the whims of a demented old real estate scumbag
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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I think it means Conservatives Having Uncontrollable Diarrhea
Parenting achievement unlocked:

Got to explain to my teen how "chud" derives from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. [Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers]
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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is now really the right time, is this really the right America, for Applebee’s to be releasing the OMCheeseburger? Or has the time never been riper? Or is query naive?
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Art and beauty is more pleasing to people than weapons of destruction, The world deserves some beauty and pleasure.
(Sun Ra)
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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every crisis happening right now is because theres dumb fuck sociopaths in charge and they did something stupid, it’s maddening
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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ICE abducted a man in minneapolis on january 6. by january 14, he was dead in a concentration camp in texas.
victor manuel diaz was 36 years old. they say he did it to himself. ICE murdered him.
Man arrested by ICE in Minneapolis dies while under federal agency's custody in Texas
A 36-year-old man who was arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Minneapolis died while under the custody of federal law enforcement in Texas on Wednesday, according to the agency.
www.cbsnews.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Just remember kids, your insults give ICE officers NIGHTMARES THAT NEVER FADE
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill
October 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Not kidding it's because they saw too many nazi memes on twitter about america dying because we eat tofu and there are gay people here or whatever
Fight and help win a world war.

Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.

Blow it all up.

What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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well joe biden's prediction that there would no longer be malarkey was way off the fuckin mark
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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The more I think about this, the angrier I get. It takes a particularly virulent strain of sociopathy to sit and let hard-working people serve you a meal knowing that you plan to arrest them and send them off for deportation once they're off of work.

Really depraved shit.
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.

Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Fraud is a serious crime that merits laying siege to an entire city and collectively punishing every immigrant from Somalia.

It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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five years from now we will survey the damage that large language models and diffusion engines have wrought upon the internet, and we will wonder why we chose to actively sacrifice the single most transformative source of knowledge the world has ever known. and there will be no satisfying answer
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 AM