Coach
@cm2568.bsky.social
Woof Crew Dad
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
I share music with lyrics & try my best to be kind.
Progressive
Boops welcomed.
Stay a while - I'll put the kettle on for you.
Brain Farts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
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Wine 🍷 beach 🏖️ hope 🙌🏻
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Wine 🍷 beach 🏖️ hope 🙌🏻
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Warning:⚠️ violations of this ordinance have been noted and citations will be issued in the next few days
To contest this: you can not
To contest this: you can not
from now on all kissing is censored in everything unless i get a kiss too
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Warning:⚠️ violations of this ordinance have been noted and citations will be issued in the next few days
To contest this: you can not
To contest this: you can not
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Ten years spool through me
like an endless reel
scenes repeating,
edges frayed.
Grief walks its circle,
soft-footed, unhurried,
returning always
to the moment I thought
I had learned to let go,
only to find the loop
tightening again.
like an endless reel
scenes repeating,
edges frayed.
Grief walks its circle,
soft-footed, unhurried,
returning always
to the moment I thought
I had learned to let go,
only to find the loop
tightening again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ten years spool through me
like an endless reel
scenes repeating,
edges frayed.
Grief walks its circle,
soft-footed, unhurried,
returning always
to the moment I thought
I had learned to let go,
only to find the loop
tightening again.
like an endless reel
scenes repeating,
edges frayed.
Grief walks its circle,
soft-footed, unhurried,
returning always
to the moment I thought
I had learned to let go,
only to find the loop
tightening again.
It's eerily scary.
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
I looked up some gifs in response and realized I'm turning into Curly from the Three Stooges.🤣
a man is drinking from a glass with a straw in his mouth
Alt: Curly is drinking and water is coming out of his head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's eerily scary.
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
(and yeah, I'm quote posting myself, Whattya gonna do about it, huh?)
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I have to tell myself "i'm safe" daily, so yes, i am cautious with my energy
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have to tell myself "i'm safe" daily, so yes, i am cautious with my energy
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in today’s episode of high thoughts:
thinking of a way to make football more entertaining by electrifying the ball and the closer the guy runs to the end zone, the higher the current
thinking of a way to make football more entertaining by electrifying the ball and the closer the guy runs to the end zone, the higher the current
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
in today’s episode of high thoughts:
thinking of a way to make football more entertaining by electrifying the ball and the closer the guy runs to the end zone, the higher the current
thinking of a way to make football more entertaining by electrifying the ball and the closer the guy runs to the end zone, the higher the current
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Finally finished my Caturday poem on a Tuesday 😅
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Finally finished my Caturday poem on a Tuesday 😅
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We've made pizzas for Thanksgiving a couple times. Mashed potatoes on the bottom, we poked divots with our fingers for the gravy, stuffing. One was turkey, one was ham. The next year, we added little dabs of sweet potato. Homemade cranberry sauce on top. So yummy!
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We've made pizzas for Thanksgiving a couple times. Mashed potatoes on the bottom, we poked divots with our fingers for the gravy, stuffing. One was turkey, one was ham. The next year, we added little dabs of sweet potato. Homemade cranberry sauce on top. So yummy!
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I'm laughing my arse off watching & hearing all you Thanksgiving hosts & hostesses getting read to put on you Thanksgiving dinners, while I relax. I do hire out as a shit show supervisor. Reasonable rates.
#jokesters
#jokesters
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm laughing my arse off watching & hearing all you Thanksgiving hosts & hostesses getting read to put on you Thanksgiving dinners, while I relax. I do hire out as a shit show supervisor. Reasonable rates.
#jokesters
#jokesters
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Post patrols perimeter check. Some of us need to take our job more seriously. 🙄
Happy Tuesday!!
DD&K 🐾❤️💚💚
Happy Tuesday!!
DD&K 🐾❤️💚💚
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Post patrols perimeter check. Some of us need to take our job more seriously. 🙄
Happy Tuesday!!
DD&K 🐾❤️💚💚
Happy Tuesday!!
DD&K 🐾❤️💚💚
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Is it normal to wake up in a bed of cotton candy in a banana costume surrounded by 100 cats dyed pink while MASH loops on the TV?
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is it normal to wake up in a bed of cotton candy in a banana costume surrounded by 100 cats dyed pink while MASH loops on the TV?
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I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
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Omg! Everybody needs to listen to this 🤣🤣🤣
This might be the most Blueskyish of all the song parody videos I've had made from lyrics I wrote. Compulsive punnery/dad jokes seems pretty relatable around here.
My posts tend to struggle with visibility, so I'd appreciate a share if you see and like it youtu.be/WipehymVhSs
My posts tend to struggle with visibility, so I'd appreciate a share if you see and like it youtu.be/WipehymVhSs
Groanin' (Huntrix Golden Parody)
YouTube video by Ethan Mawyer
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Omg! Everybody needs to listen to this 🤣🤣🤣
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Q: Why is income only gross until it’s deducted?
A: idk. nobody even knows.
A: idk. nobody even knows.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Q: Why is income only gross until it’s deducted?
A: idk. nobody even knows.
A: idk. nobody even knows.
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
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Happy Tuesday everyone 🌮🌮🥳🎉🍾
It’s champions day today LETS GET FIRED 🆙!!
It’s champions day today LETS GET FIRED 🆙!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Tuesday everyone 🌮🌮🥳🎉🍾
It’s champions day today LETS GET FIRED 🆙!!
It’s champions day today LETS GET FIRED 🆙!!
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I'm afraid, due to the faltering economy, that the Black Friday bloodbath shopping stampede videos won't be as impressive this year.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm afraid, due to the faltering economy, that the Black Friday bloodbath shopping stampede videos won't be as impressive this year.
I quote posted the word search with a bunch of depressing words hidden in it instead of the one with all the sexy words in it like everyone else.
Figures.
Figures.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I quote posted the word search with a bunch of depressing words hidden in it instead of the one with all the sexy words in it like everyone else.
Figures.
Figures.
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Got sick on a 3-day work week… apparently my body’s sense of humor is immaculate
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got sick on a 3-day work week… apparently my body’s sense of humor is immaculate
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I asked my cat to make me soup. She put her butt in my face and then ran away. I deserve it for even asking
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I asked my cat to make me soup. She put her butt in my face and then ran away. I deserve it for even asking
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
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My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".