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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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🎶 despite this new face
i am still just nicolas cage 🎶
i am still just nicolas cage 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
🎶 despite this new face
i am still just nicolas cage 🎶
i am still just nicolas cage 🎶
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Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
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Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers
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A little tribute to Rob Reiner I drew
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A little tribute to Rob Reiner I drew
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Ok so MacFarlane toys does these...deformed? Weird proportion figures? They've done Bane and Batman and Swamp Thing and ... they're not my thing generally but this Darkseid makes me laugh and I love him. Look at his tiny frowny face! He's adorable.
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ok so MacFarlane toys does these...deformed? Weird proportion figures? They've done Bane and Batman and Swamp Thing and ... they're not my thing generally but this Darkseid makes me laugh and I love him. Look at his tiny frowny face! He's adorable.
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Anyone who says to write off red states is an op.
Louisville union leader wins special election for Kentucky Senate seat
Gary Clemons’ special election victory means Democrats will retain six seats in the 38-member Kentucky Senate.
www.kentucky.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Anyone who says to write off red states is an op.
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starting a support group for all the women who have survived a lecture from a man about the band Tool
August 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
starting a support group for all the women who have survived a lecture from a man about the band Tool
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Everyone is talking about having a bottle of champagne on reserve for the day, but we need to think bigger. Have a huge ceremonial gong under a tarp in your garage. Commission a 3000 pound bronze bell people can swing their whole body from in joy. Invent a cannon that will blow apart the moon.
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Everyone is talking about having a bottle of champagne on reserve for the day, but we need to think bigger. Have a huge ceremonial gong under a tarp in your garage. Commission a 3000 pound bronze bell people can swing their whole body from in joy. Invent a cannon that will blow apart the moon.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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TELL HIM HIS SON'S AN ASSHOLE.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
TELL HIM HIS SON'S AN ASSHOLE.
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
Kurt Vonnegut.
ph. Yousuf Karsh.
Kurt Vonnegut.
ph. Yousuf Karsh.
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
Kurt Vonnegut.
ph. Yousuf Karsh.
Kurt Vonnegut.
ph. Yousuf Karsh.
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"I like standing up and saying things."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I like standing up and saying things."
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Best (underrated) movie of the year.
Fascinado con FREAKY TALES, la mejor peli de Pedro Pascal de este año que dejamos pasar y está en streaming. Punk, Kung Fu, y palizas a nazis en los 80 que #StrangerThings nunca mostraría. Escribo en CINEMANIA sobre esta joya destinada a ser de culto: www.20minutos.es/cinemania/no...
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Best (underrated) movie of the year.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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did such a good boil and cool on the hard boiled eggs that the shells are coming off in one whole piece
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
did such a good boil and cool on the hard boiled eggs that the shells are coming off in one whole piece
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Hey, if you used to have Harry Potter soundtrack music on your holiday playlist because it fits that vibe so well, but now it makes you feel mighty icky, might I suggest grabbing some tracks from Williams' similar soundtrack for HOOK, especially "The Never-Feast"?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7Y...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7Y...
The Never-Feast
YouTube video by John Williams - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hey, if you used to have Harry Potter soundtrack music on your holiday playlist because it fits that vibe so well, but now it makes you feel mighty icky, might I suggest grabbing some tracks from Williams' similar soundtrack for HOOK, especially "The Never-Feast"?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7Y...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7Y...
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My annual reminder that adding cashews to your stuffing is game changing.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My annual reminder that adding cashews to your stuffing is game changing.
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[fully lighting up a cigarette on an elevator next to a total stranger]
"Lemme ask you a question boss What percent of dem fundraising texts do you think are already written by chat gpt"
"Lemme ask you a question boss What percent of dem fundraising texts do you think are already written by chat gpt"
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[fully lighting up a cigarette on an elevator next to a total stranger]
"Lemme ask you a question boss What percent of dem fundraising texts do you think are already written by chat gpt"
"Lemme ask you a question boss What percent of dem fundraising texts do you think are already written by chat gpt"
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oedipus: that's not a riddle.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oedipus: that's not a riddle.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.