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@cobalus.bsky.social
that is my only personality trait
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r/mildlyinfuriating
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
October 11, 2023 at 12:15 AM
r/mildlyinfuriating
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
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Horses appear often in medieval legal records, but seldom are they sketched in court records. This picture of a horse was drawn by a clerk at the court proceedings in Norfolk in 1250. 🧵1/5...
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Horses appear often in medieval legal records, but seldom are they sketched in court records. This picture of a horse was drawn by a clerk at the court proceedings in Norfolk in 1250. 🧵1/5...
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i had shoulder surgery recently and the wound was driving me nuts but i had a hard time reaching it so i grabbed this stick to scratch it but i guess i used too much force because what happened was i dug where it itches and broke through the stitches and slammed through the back of my scapula
August 30, 2023 at 12:11 AM
i had shoulder surgery recently and the wound was driving me nuts but i had a hard time reaching it so i grabbed this stick to scratch it but i guess i used too much force because what happened was i dug where it itches and broke through the stitches and slammed through the back of my scapula
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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
October 30, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
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Power Word Kill
October 2, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Power Word Kill
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instead of spending all that money on different band t-shirts, just get one shirt that says MUSIC
September 29, 2023 at 4:24 AM
instead of spending all that money on different band t-shirts, just get one shirt that says MUSIC
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I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up
September 25, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”
July 14, 2023 at 3:28 AM
In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”
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Oh so you're too good to die of Norovirus on the 7,000 capacity cruise ship, huh?
July 12, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Oh so you're too good to die of Norovirus on the 7,000 capacity cruise ship, huh?
going to start replying to funny posts with each successive frame of the wretched Jennifer Lawrence coffee gif until the functionality is added, or I am deservedly placed in the brazen bull
July 12, 2023 at 2:13 AM
going to start replying to funny posts with each successive frame of the wretched Jennifer Lawrence coffee gif until the functionality is added, or I am deservedly placed in the brazen bull
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[hissing at my PC] what the fuck, that's me. im the task manager
June 20, 2023 at 10:54 PM
[hissing at my PC] what the fuck, that's me. im the task manager
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banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
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him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
May 6, 2023 at 1:54 AM
him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
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ordering a big plate of nachos to share on a first date and licking my entire palm and each finger to an obscene degree between each bite. maintaining expressionless eye contact the entire time. sensual, powerful
July 7, 2023 at 11:28 AM
ordering a big plate of nachos to share on a first date and licking my entire palm and each finger to an obscene degree between each bite. maintaining expressionless eye contact the entire time. sensual, powerful
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?