@comfortably-tom.bsky.social
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i always eat sauceless spaghetti with my bare hands
January 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i always eat sauceless spaghetti with my bare hands
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Donald Trump says he’d be honored to have Maria Corina Machado give him her Nobel Peace Prize. Here’s 1500 words on young people’s pathetic need for participation trophies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Donald Trump says he’d be honored to have Maria Corina Machado give him her Nobel Peace Prize. Here’s 1500 words on young people’s pathetic need for participation trophies.
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At CES 2026, where I find myself asking "Oh what fresh hell is this?" every five minutes
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
At CES 2026, where I find myself asking "Oh what fresh hell is this?" every five minutes
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better way to think of this is “20,000 of the dumbest, most violent people in the country currently receive government subsidies for their stupidity and violence. should we continue doing that?”
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
better way to think of this is “20,000 of the dumbest, most violent people in the country currently receive government subsidies for their stupidity and violence. should we continue doing that?”
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137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy https://theonion.com/137-more-oil-wells-liberated-for-democracy-1819566812/
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy https://theonion.com/137-more-oil-wells-liberated-for-democracy-1819566812/
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"Mr. President, it looks like you'll soon be getting your wish to be on a dollar coin after all."
"Wait, they changed the rules about only dead people getting a coin?"
"Um . . . no. We were just putting a positive spin on these test results."
"Wait, they changed the rules about only dead people getting a coin?"
"Um . . . no. We were just putting a positive spin on these test results."
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Mr. President, it looks like you'll soon be getting your wish to be on a dollar coin after all."
"Wait, they changed the rules about only dead people getting a coin?"
"Um . . . no. We were just putting a positive spin on these test results."
"Wait, they changed the rules about only dead people getting a coin?"
"Um . . . no. We were just putting a positive spin on these test results."
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Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Allow me to connect some dots for you:
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Allow me to connect some dots for you:
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
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seems like a cracker jack idea that’ll go perfectly well based on every American conflict since 1965
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
seems like a cracker jack idea that’ll go perfectly well based on every American conflict since 1965
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The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.
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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
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“I didn’t realize ‘Lame Stories for $1000’ was on the board.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
“I didn’t realize ‘Lame Stories for $1000’ was on the board.”
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it's The Most Wonderful Card Of The Year Tuesday! as 2025 comes to a close, share your favorite new (or new to you) magic card!
there were a lot of sick designs, but y'all know i love the wizard stick. i hadn't even played a FF game before this thing dropped and it got me into the franchise lol
there were a lot of sick designs, but y'all know i love the wizard stick. i hadn't even played a FF game before this thing dropped and it got me into the franchise lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
it's The Most Wonderful Card Of The Year Tuesday! as 2025 comes to a close, share your favorite new (or new to you) magic card!
there were a lot of sick designs, but y'all know i love the wizard stick. i hadn't even played a FF game before this thing dropped and it got me into the franchise lol
there were a lot of sick designs, but y'all know i love the wizard stick. i hadn't even played a FF game before this thing dropped and it got me into the franchise lol
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all it really takes to understand the extent of how little rightwingers know about reality is to just talk to a rightwinger immeshed in the far right media ecosystem. they start saying things like “AOC is worth 30 million dollars” and you realize this is the average american now
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
all it really takes to understand the extent of how little rightwingers know about reality is to just talk to a rightwinger immeshed in the far right media ecosystem. they start saying things like “AOC is worth 30 million dollars” and you realize this is the average american now
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My man looks like the arch nemesis in a children’s cartoon involving dog detectives
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My man looks like the arch nemesis in a children’s cartoon involving dog detectives
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Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
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post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen