🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄
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🎄Johnny Cherry Cordial🎄
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Indie author • baker • cook • gamer • PNW • leftist • intersectional or bust • he/him
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NEW MYTHSOGYNY EP 👏🥳

It’s ep 2 on the amazing Eleanor Roosevelt! This time @nerdcactus.bsky.social tells us all about the roaring 20s and the start of Eleanor’s activism. Plus flappers and so many lesbians.

On all the podcast apps and at the link below!

www.buzzsprout.com/1855074/epis...
Eleanor Roosevelt 2: "You Gain Strength, Courage, and Confidence..." - Mythsogyny
“...by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.” - Eleanor Roosevelt.In episode 2 of our Ken Burn's style odyssey about Eleanor, Chesnaye covers the roaring 20s. Flappers, t...
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We should sue everyone who uses AI just for ruining the em dash.

I'm a slut for the em dash.
"I need AI to help me with the parts of writing I'm bad at." You are weak and your stories should remain untold.
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Finally got it together enough to check out the damage. Served me well for a lot of years.

Looks like the foil pan got a hole in one side and the butter from the crab leaked into the fire tray.
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
10/10 for creativity and marketing. I love Santa Caws.

Also it is the worst beer I’ve ever drank that was not an IPA. Santa Caws deserves better.
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m still very sad about the loss of my smoker but I did get around to opening up my gift from my favorite sister.

I was saving for a new laptop anyway and goddamn she came through. Gonna write so much on this thing.
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My traeger just caught fire right before the ham finished but at least most the dinner is done

My smoker is kaput

I feel a little numb, might go cry in the shower once the family leaves
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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So obviously, the ridiculous "judging the poor for having completely normal stuff" vibe is there, but how about the "children aren't people, why should they have a space to call their own" vibes are hella strong.
Man, the economic vibes are putrid
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
4:30 am on Christmas Day and I am up making a prime rib for the fam and putting out my niece and nephew’s gifts. Kinda fun playing Santa tbh.

Little cold and a little rainy but it does feel like Christmas. Hope yours is happy and bright 🎄🎄🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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the biggest twist in Better Call Saul is when you go on Wikipedia and find out that this guy is a Quebecois man with zero Latin heritage
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I got a lot of “high” in my stories but they are California fairy tales.

Caldyr herself doesn’t (can’t?) smoke but Vanth does enough for both of them.

#WIPSnips
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The lure of ChatGPT ys conversaciouns wythout any actual dialogue or accountabilitye. A mirrour that doth flatter by offeringe no reflectioun whatsoevir. A google searche that doth kysse up to you.
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Immanuel Kant: actually it’s pronounced with an a

John Stuart Mill: I said what I said
June 24, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Made echo emerald salad for the mythsogyny podcast and yes it would indeed be a punishment on any level.

Franklin deserved it but Eleanor Roosevelt went above and beyond with this recipe. He cheated on her, she had him served a war crime in jell-o. It’s vinegar, pineapple, pimentos, and celery 😭
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Vanth claiming her power reserves are empty.

Weed doesn’t actually fuel her magic but she’d like a hit after a few days of being handcuffed in a storage unit. And she wrongly assumes Caldyr slayed the dragon guarding her so there’s time for jokes.

#WIPSnips
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Friendly reminder from the DEMON GRRL style guide:
‘Transwoman’ is a terf dog whistle designed to seperate trans women from womanhood. Trans is the adjective and woman is the noun, because a trans woman is a kind of woman.

Always include a space when saying ‘trans woman’.
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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We didn’t bully these people enough in school.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
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December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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this sounds like a joke but it's really not.

'gender critical' is a tiny movement but the ppl involved are all in powerful positions and have megaphones.
There are only about 30 TERFs in Britain, but most of them have newspaper columns.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.

Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.

The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This is strrreeetttcchhh, using ‘screen’ as in ‘hide’ … 😬

From ‘House Rules’.

#WiPSnips
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So this is Caldyr’s opening bit and it includes TV (screen… kinda?)

I need to edit but talking about Caldyr eating fast food and liking TV really gives people an insight into her outside of work and why she prefers the human world to the fairy one.

#WIPSnips
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I really appreciate the creatives out here unabashedly embracing whimsy. We need every bit of that spirit we can get as we navigate and try to survive these grim and dark times. 💜
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM