Alisha *grippy sock footjobs*
@cptnrwrpnts.bsky.social
kayaker*mom*goof*rockstar
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Was on the fence whether to have a piece of pie until I realized it was the last one. So of course I had to.
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Was on the fence whether to have a piece of pie until I realized it was the last one. So of course I had to.
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I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
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Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
February 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
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The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.
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I'm never at my best this early in the apocalypse.
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm never at my best this early in the apocalypse.
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your favorite band played small rooms, you found em before amphitheaters or radio did and hoped they'd never sell out yet wanted the world to know, like really know, "don't talk during this, it's everything, don't you get it," and that's who you are to me. i'm a lucky backstage passholder awesmitten
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
your favorite band played small rooms, you found em before amphitheaters or radio did and hoped they'd never sell out yet wanted the world to know, like really know, "don't talk during this, it's everything, don't you get it," and that's who you are to me. i'm a lucky backstage passholder awesmitten
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BARTENDER: Excuse me, Sir. The woman across the bar would like to buy you a drink.
ME: Find out who she voted for.
ME: Find out who she voted for.
February 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
BARTENDER: Excuse me, Sir. The woman across the bar would like to buy you a drink.
ME: Find out who she voted for.
ME: Find out who she voted for.
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me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
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Forgot the term for a black hole so I called it a big sucking goth astronomy thingy.
February 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Forgot the term for a black hole so I called it a big sucking goth astronomy thingy.
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Ugh, I just had to type out an address because the program wouldn't let me copy and paste and you would think I had to push a car uphill 😝😂🤣😂
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ugh, I just had to type out an address because the program wouldn't let me copy and paste and you would think I had to push a car uphill 😝😂🤣😂
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Disassociated so hard just now I think I actually left my body.
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Disassociated so hard just now I think I actually left my body.
Yay, Nay, or Meh?
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yay, Nay, or Meh?
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the horrors persist but so do I
January 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the horrors persist but so do I
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
I made it over from Twitter. Hey y'all!!
January 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I made it over from Twitter. Hey y'all!!