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Raquel Squelch

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · Jul 1

I think I've got more critical mass than the average person

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · Jul 20

had a sneeze fit in the shower, slip sliding around like the dumbest Final Destination death ever

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Jul 20

Will I get the Fibonacci sequence if I've never listened to anything besides first name only artists on shuffle play

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · Jul 21

I'm excited for the voyage full of shanties and dazzling instrumentals. It'll be a solo venture of average proportions, but it will be mine. At the end awaits a laser and paddle board, a great treasure

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Jul 21

Platonically watching you sleep

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · Jul 21

today’s workout brought to you by: getting my nails done w my bestie today, still feeling okay from upping immunotherapy/chemo (will up it again next week), all this while still being a hot sexy single in your area 😎😍, oh and a new song by @mike-eagle.bsky.social

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · Jul 8

i call this haircut “my barber misunderstood me”

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · Jul 13

Me: Don’t touch me I haven’t showered

Him: When Bonn Scott lined ‘em up and knocked ‘em down do think he checked if they were dirty?

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · Jul 13

don’t wanna scare anyone but I think this *gestures around vaguely* isn’t working out

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · Jul 13

Worried about nuclear apocalypse? Worry not: We have underground gambling bunkers.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Jul 13

The assassin stared into his victim’s disbelieving eyes as the life slowly drained from them, avoiding the blood still spurting from where his teeth had pierced their jugular. Jarred from his reverie by a woman’s screams behind him, he hopped away, a siren rising in the distance.

A close-up of a rabbit with its head tilted, displaying a curious expression. The background shows an outdoor setting with greenery and a building.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · Jul 13

NPR: And now a story about famine and human rights violations, but first a little jazz.

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · Jul 13

My current favourite band has a new singer and I have Van Halen feelings about it.

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · Jul 13

What’s going on with my “boats” and, in some cases, “hos?”

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · Jul 13

He's going the distance. Away from you. He's going for speed. Far away from you. She's all alone in her time of need. Far far away from you. Good riddance. I hope you've had the time of your life.