Payton “thats impossible!” Ellis
@crabfestisback.bsky.social
he/him
RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR PERISH
I love the Chicago Bears more than most of my family
RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR PERISH
I love the Chicago Bears more than most of my family
Pinned
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Braums is the best kept secret in regional fast food. Every store has to be within 100 miles of the farm here in OKC so everything can be fresh. Best ice cream and they all have a little grocery store inside.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Braums is the best kept secret in regional fast food. Every store has to be within 100 miles of the farm here in OKC so everything can be fresh. Best ice cream and they all have a little grocery store inside.
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i need to make this clear... i will never age out... it will only get worse... I've done all the "maturing" I desire to do
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
I'm talking answering the walkie talkies
using the sword i got you
wearing our matching shoes
using the sword i got you
wearing our matching shoes
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i need to make this clear... i will never age out... it will only get worse... I've done all the "maturing" I desire to do
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
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charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
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broke: michael dickson MVP
woke: jason myers MVP
woke: jason myers MVP
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
broke: michael dickson MVP
woke: jason myers MVP
woke: jason myers MVP
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olympic commentator watching snowboarding big air: hoooooly shit he completely fucked that one up. just pathetic. you gotta feel for his parents for having to sit through that one
tom brady: absolutely KB he's gotta kill himself
tom brady: absolutely KB he's gotta kill himself
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
olympic commentator watching snowboarding big air: hoooooly shit he completely fucked that one up. just pathetic. you gotta feel for his parents for having to sit through that one
tom brady: absolutely KB he's gotta kill himself
tom brady: absolutely KB he's gotta kill himself
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
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This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this
U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.
www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...
Lutnick and Epstein were in business together, Epstein files show
Though the commerce secretary has called his interactions with Epstein as "limited," the two were in business together four years after Epstein's 2008 guilty plea.
www.cbsnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
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If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
gonna do it?
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
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these guys were always up to some shit
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
these guys were always up to some shit
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"A man suffering a seizure went without oxygen as guards watched him convulse on the floor, and another was not given antibiotics for a severe staph infection that led his finger to burst" — some shocking allegations in a new lawsuit against ICE and GEO Group
thelalocal.org/immigration/...
thelalocal.org/immigration/...
Adelanto detainees lack proper medical treatment, live among mold | LA Local
A proposed class action lawsuit seeks to force the Trump administration to reduce overcrowding at the immigration detention center in San Bernardino County, provide adequate medical care and make othe...
thelalocal.org
January 27, 2026 at 1:12 AM
"A man suffering a seizure went without oxygen as guards watched him convulse on the floor, and another was not given antibiotics for a severe staph infection that led his finger to burst" — some shocking allegations in a new lawsuit against ICE and GEO Group
thelalocal.org/immigration/...
thelalocal.org/immigration/...
ABOLISH ICE
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
ABOLISH ICE
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Read my K9 the note the vet tech left on his feeding schedule and he's been crying for fifteen minutes. Happy now, liberals?
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Read my K9 the note the vet tech left on his feeding schedule and he's been crying for fifteen minutes. Happy now, liberals?
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we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
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Timeline cleanse
October 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Timeline cleanse
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I am not a social media influencer I am just a regular Minneapolis dad trying to do a kid pickup this morning and get some gas. What do I find but that one guy and a bunch of bortech (whatever that is) blocking the station for a glamour shot. I stood right where I wanted to stand this is my town.
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I am not a social media influencer I am just a regular Minneapolis dad trying to do a kid pickup this morning and get some gas. What do I find but that one guy and a bunch of bortech (whatever that is) blocking the station for a glamour shot. I stood right where I wanted to stand this is my town.
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jeff. hafley.
10 teams. 10. bro theres gonna be so many people coping their way into being incredibly hostile online over complete loser coaches next season.
The Buffalo Bills fire Sean McDermott. They will be the 10th team with a new head coach next season. https://cnn.it/3LmIx5N
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
jeff. hafley.
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“Well if the Bears had gone for it every time they score less overall points” “well the analytics say go for it” WRONG. Going for it on 4th down isn’t about MATH its about the ghost of King Leonidas staring down at you and daring you to roll the dice when lesser men would crumble
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
“Well if the Bears had gone for it every time they score less overall points” “well the analytics say go for it” WRONG. Going for it on 4th down isn’t about MATH its about the ghost of King Leonidas staring down at you and daring you to roll the dice when lesser men would crumble
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We're about four months away from finding out if we're in 17776 timeline or not
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
We're about four months away from finding out if we're in 17776 timeline or not
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folks welcome to gin and tonic friday with matt brown
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
folks welcome to gin and tonic friday with matt brown
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i gave you my peace prize, please respond
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i gave you my peace prize, please respond
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →