Caroline.
@crimenvox.bsky.social
Healing, aren't we all. Avid reader. Disabled, queer. Melancholy lady ready to roll in chaos. Always yearning to grow. I like to make art, if you want to watch me struggle to improve, I stream it out! She/her
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Inside you are two wolves. Inside each of them are two velociraptors. Each velociraptor has within them two ghost samurai, and so on. Anyway, my point is you have 524,288 cowboy demons inside you.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Inside you are two wolves. Inside each of them are two velociraptors. Each velociraptor has within them two ghost samurai, and so on. Anyway, my point is you have 524,288 cowboy demons inside you.
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You Wouldn’t Download 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You Wouldn’t Download 60 Minutes
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I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
February 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
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*passes scrambled eggs into your mouth while we kiss
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*passes scrambled eggs into your mouth while we kiss
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
CoMeDy Is LeGaL aGaIn
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
CoMeDy Is LeGaL aGaIn
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I'm not in marketing but an angry guy shrieking "Guess what asshole...AI isn't going away so you might as well accept it!" doesn't strike me as the way you'd pitch an ostensibly useful product
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm not in marketing but an angry guy shrieking "Guess what asshole...AI isn't going away so you might as well accept it!" doesn't strike me as the way you'd pitch an ostensibly useful product
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his whole deal is exceptional
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
his whole deal is exceptional
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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Used to be in this country that you could put on a pair of blue jeans and talk about eliminating the minimum wage at your local straight edge vegan show but now it’s gotten all political
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Used to be in this country that you could put on a pair of blue jeans and talk about eliminating the minimum wage at your local straight edge vegan show but now it’s gotten all political
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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miss oranje disco dancer
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
miss oranje disco dancer
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pour some estrogen in that can of petrol turn arson into ardaughter
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
pour some estrogen in that can of petrol turn arson into ardaughter
Maybe I'm slow? This article made the circle square.
When talking about "dangers of cartels," admin isn't referring to drugs. They dgaf about drugs. What they're talking about are the humans seeking refugee FROM cartels
Humans dying from OD?Fine. Humans dying from cartel?Cool.
Humans? Absolutely not
When talking about "dangers of cartels," admin isn't referring to drugs. They dgaf about drugs. What they're talking about are the humans seeking refugee FROM cartels
Humans dying from OD?Fine. Humans dying from cartel?Cool.
Humans? Absolutely not
ICE has transported a US-born citizen, Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales, to Louisiana, claiming her birth certificate & other ID are fake.
THE COURT HAS ORDERED HER RELEASE, & DHS is simply defying the order.
Louisiana is the last stop before DEPORTATION.
www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
THE COURT HAS ORDERED HER RELEASE, & DHS is simply defying the order.
Louisiana is the last stop before DEPORTATION.
www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Maybe I'm slow? This article made the circle square.
When talking about "dangers of cartels," admin isn't referring to drugs. They dgaf about drugs. What they're talking about are the humans seeking refugee FROM cartels
Humans dying from OD?Fine. Humans dying from cartel?Cool.
Humans? Absolutely not
When talking about "dangers of cartels," admin isn't referring to drugs. They dgaf about drugs. What they're talking about are the humans seeking refugee FROM cartels
Humans dying from OD?Fine. Humans dying from cartel?Cool.
Humans? Absolutely not
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Okay is there even a new browser I can use? Chrome won’t run right on my laptop, I don’t want to use Edge, and the search on DuckDuckGo doesn’t work well.
This is such CEO Brain bullshit, from a class that is so morbidly afraid of missing The Next Big Thing that they all end up like ants in a death loop because as soon as someone starts chasing a trend, the rest mindlessly follow, no matter how glaringly, obviously bad the trend is.
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay is there even a new browser I can use? Chrome won’t run right on my laptop, I don’t want to use Edge, and the search on DuckDuckGo doesn’t work well.
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Glad more of the Epstein stuff is being revealed but with it comes recognition that in a few years we will start hearing about some of the incredibly fucked up shit tech guys are doing at this exact moment
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Glad more of the Epstein stuff is being revealed but with it comes recognition that in a few years we will start hearing about some of the incredibly fucked up shit tech guys are doing at this exact moment
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Don't bother recommending a book to me unless the cover goes at least this hard.
July 25, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Don't bother recommending a book to me unless the cover goes at least this hard.
I was looking through Amazon's "150 last-minute gift guide" and super strange how over 4% of the suggestions were "physical Amazon gift cards"
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I was looking through Amazon's "150 last-minute gift guide" and super strange how over 4% of the suggestions were "physical Amazon gift cards"
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
I was today years old when I realized that Eagle-Eye Cherry is the singer's actual given name, not the name of his band.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I was today years old when I realized that Eagle-Eye Cherry is the singer's actual given name, not the name of his band.
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
Interrobang's dewclaw is so close to the rest, it looks like he has meaty human paws.
May contain copyrighted music (fair use! Fair use!!) and unattainable male beauty standards.
May contain copyrighted music (fair use! Fair use!!) and unattainable male beauty standards.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Interrobang's dewclaw is so close to the rest, it looks like he has meaty human paws.
May contain copyrighted music (fair use! Fair use!!) and unattainable male beauty standards.
May contain copyrighted music (fair use! Fair use!!) and unattainable male beauty standards.
I do not like the idea of putting on pants.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I do not like the idea of putting on pants.