Alex Cruden-Archer
@crudengold.bsky.social
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Software Engineer, sometimes painter, one half of the greatest head-to-head performance in Pointless history
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andykhouri.bsky.social
Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
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crudengold.bsky.social
Why are there SO MANY tv ads for train companies, when nobody really has a choice in what train company they use??
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tepid.meme
Andrej @tepid.meme · Aug 27
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
Greetings cards labelled "Nan, Nanna, Nanny, Nana and Nannie"
crudengold.bsky.social
It was already going badly, then she spent a very long time telling me about her mate "Weird Steve", who "buys exotic meats on Wowcher". "That's just his mentabolism", she explained.
thefence.bsky.social
The Fence is FOR LOVERS, so for next issue's Fencepost, we want your most memorable, mundane, mortifying and miserable dating experiences.

So please reply, or issue a discrete DM, with your maddest, baddest, and raddest adventures in the dating game.
A sad hand, holding wilted roses.
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patrickbarb.bsky.social
“A child offered a high five up high but then he offered one down low & pulled it away before I could make contact, informing me I was ‘too slow.’ Anyway, this is why I fully support extrajudicial killings.” - Every Conservative Today
dansaltzstein.bsky.social
Gang of youths?! A wheelie?! I hope everyone survived this harrowing experience.
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bencollins.bsky.social
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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nickwalker.bsky.social
The "………BOOK NOW" absolutely killed me
jamiesmart.bsky.social
This has been absolutely destroying me the last few days.
crudengold.bsky.social
We were telling my mother-in-law about that new Chris Evans/Pedro Pascal movie, and she got confused because she thought we were talking about the guy from TFI Friday and Joe Pasquale
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starshine.bsky.social
gf sent me this and i am dying
post by evan saying matcha pilates in bali before labubu rave

with jabba the hut q photo with a quote text quote tweeting him
crudengold.bsky.social
We stayed at No.42 by Guesthouse last month and it was so nice. It has a *free snack bar*!
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noscoredraws.com
Ruud van Nistelrooy has been sacked so here's a final outing for our drawing of him which is absolutely not Gerry Adams or Richard Osman or Harold Shipman or Jermaine Clement so please stop saying that
crudengold.bsky.social
I have a book recommendation, if you're interested: "Why Can't I Just Enjoy Things" by Pierre Novellie. He's a comedian who was diagnosed with ASD in his thirties and he writes about all sorts of things that started fitting into place for him. Really informative and funny.
crudengold.bsky.social
Watched a sincere video on LinkedIn by someone I used to work with, clearly using AI for sloppy graphics and text. Descended into uncontrollable giggles when this typo came up
A photo of Mr Beast, with his characteristic dead-eyed smile, looks more like a chimp baring its teeth in anger. Anyway the photo has the caption MR BREAST
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crudengold.bsky.social
I clicked one of the sponsored ads in my gmail inbox and ???
a marketing email featuring the following items:
Peanut butter £1390
Domestic sludge £1100
Platinum crucible £1410
The Belly Button mini-orbital shaker £1060
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
imagine if you won an olympic gold medal and the only freely-licensed photo wikipedia could find for your article was this
Ilya Zakharov mid-air wearing a speedo, holding his knees to his chest and clenching the muscles in his face and neck