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Black lives matter.
Unrepentant French roast enthusiast.
Proud cat dad, he/him.
Unrepentant French roast enthusiast.
Proud cat dad, he/him.
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Still waiting for those "Warner Brother/Merrie Melodies characters dressed 'street' style" t-shirts that were fucking inescapable in the 90s to show up on supposed "retro fashion" forums, you absolute frauds :V
September 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Still waiting for those "Warner Brother/Merrie Melodies characters dressed 'street' style" t-shirts that were fucking inescapable in the 90s to show up on supposed "retro fashion" forums, you absolute frauds :V
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Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
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Tapping the sign so hard I'm about to put a finger through it
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Tapping the sign so hard I'm about to put a finger through it
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if you send me money i will drunk buy a sword and then be delighted by you and myself when it arrives and take pics
paypal.me/talialavin
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January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
if you send me money i will drunk buy a sword and then be delighted by you and myself when it arrives and take pics
paypal.me/talialavin
paypal.me/talialavin
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THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable.
If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.
If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.
meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable.
If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.
If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.
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It’s weird to me that “vanilla” is the term for straightforward sexual preference because the metaphor doesn’t work the other way. There’s no ice cream flavor that’s like…a choking hazard.
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s weird to me that “vanilla” is the term for straightforward sexual preference because the metaphor doesn’t work the other way. There’s no ice cream flavor that’s like…a choking hazard.
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in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker
Some of us have to resort to 3d printers and point-to-point soldering to attain sufficient deviance
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Some of us have to resort to 3d printers and point-to-point soldering to attain sufficient deviance
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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I JOKED ABOUT LETTERS OF MARQUE LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO WHAT IS HAPPENING
S.3567
A bill to authorize the President of the United States to ...
SPONSOR: Sen. Mike Lee (R), UT
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: Senate - 2025-12-18 Read twice and referred to the Committee on ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
A bill to authorize the President of the United States to ...
SPONSOR: Sen. Mike Lee (R), UT
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: Senate - 2025-12-18 Read twice and referred to the Committee on ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I JOKED ABOUT LETTERS OF MARQUE LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[After two glasses of wine at every dinner party]
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[After two glasses of wine at every dinner party]
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
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McSweeney’s really killed it this year. The Onion, too.
“The president, tiptoeing precipitously down the sidelines of legality, inadvertently ran the constitutional football out of bounds.” #McSweeneysTop25of2025
New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
Our 22nd most-read article of 2025. - - -Originally published June 3, 2025. - - -“The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of ...
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
McSweeney’s really killed it this year. The Onion, too.
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Okay this is the closest a robot has come to making art
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Okay this is the closest a robot has come to making art
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America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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God jul, nästa år vänder vi kampen mot fascismen till seger!
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
God jul, nästa år vänder vi kampen mot fascismen till seger!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: my teacher Elinor Armer once told me, "You're a brazen hussy just like me!" And I want that in my obituary
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: my teacher Elinor Armer once told me, "You're a brazen hussy just like me!" And I want that in my obituary
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Bored music people in my phone: who has a traditional What Child Is This/Greensleeves version on hand that does it in the Dorian mode AKA CORRECTLY? My dad doesn't believe me that that's the traditional way it's done, and winning pointless arguments with family is the true meaning of Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bored music people in my phone: who has a traditional What Child Is This/Greensleeves version on hand that does it in the Dorian mode AKA CORRECTLY? My dad doesn't believe me that that's the traditional way it's done, and winning pointless arguments with family is the true meaning of Christmas.
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
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Oh wow - my winter fundraiser for the shelter is actually really close to breaking $10,000! Can you help us reach that gorgeous number? Thank you! 💫 givebutter.com/n5l31M
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh wow - my winter fundraiser for the shelter is actually really close to breaking $10,000! Can you help us reach that gorgeous number? Thank you! 💫 givebutter.com/n5l31M
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Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!