Simon
@defaultpizza.bsky.social
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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I could not finish my poutine, but that turned out to not really be a problem
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I could not finish my poutine, but that turned out to not really be a problem
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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My car gives me an overheat warning. Swiftly I eject the warp core, the smouldering battery sliding and skipping across the street, straight into the storefront of a nearby cafe and starting what would later be called The Great Fire of 2034.
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My car gives me an overheat warning. Swiftly I eject the warp core, the smouldering battery sliding and skipping across the street, straight into the storefront of a nearby cafe and starting what would later be called The Great Fire of 2034.
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even
August 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even
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"Kill Bill" by Ylang Lebot.
Commissioned by french/german Arte channel, which is used to produce special animations/introductions for the films it broadcasts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4toG...
www.instagram.com/ylangoureuse...
Commissioned by french/german Arte channel, which is used to produce special animations/introductions for the films it broadcasts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4toG...
www.instagram.com/ylangoureuse...
July 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Kill Bill" by Ylang Lebot.
Commissioned by french/german Arte channel, which is used to produce special animations/introductions for the films it broadcasts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4toG...
www.instagram.com/ylangoureuse...
Commissioned by french/german Arte channel, which is used to produce special animations/introductions for the films it broadcasts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4toG...
www.instagram.com/ylangoureuse...
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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
June 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
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Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.
May 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.
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Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
May 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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There’s something really touching about how someone from over 120 years ago took the time to take a photo of their cat and go “look at my cat” and 120 years later people are still going “hell yeah that is a great cat”
“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910.
May 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
There’s something really touching about how someone from over 120 years ago took the time to take a photo of their cat and go “look at my cat” and 120 years later people are still going “hell yeah that is a great cat”
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
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Bobby Fett: “hey guys, watch this”
[dies immediately]
[dies immediately]
May 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bobby Fett: “hey guys, watch this”
[dies immediately]
[dies immediately]
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"Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?"
"Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me."
"Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me."
May 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?"
"Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me."
"Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me."
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People are mad but you have to admit this is a genuinely hilarious headline/image combo
April 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
People are mad but you have to admit this is a genuinely hilarious headline/image combo
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Character studies by Vincent Tsui for "Common Side Effects".
Based on the original designs by Joe Bennett.
(1/3)
Based on the original designs by Joe Bennett.
(1/3)
April 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Character studies by Vincent Tsui for "Common Side Effects".
Based on the original designs by Joe Bennett.
(1/3)
Based on the original designs by Joe Bennett.
(1/3)
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oooooh yeah that's good
April 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
oooooh yeah that's good
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—