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Frog spelled backwards is gorf.
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The irony of this is that ChatGPT’s biggest weakness outside outright hallucinations is that it constantly just tells you what you want to hear. insofar as it could ever be a good tool, until they fix that, people are going to absolutely dement their brains in a recursive positive feedback loop
My god these guys are such spectacular morons

gizmodo.com/billionaires...
July 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.
"What if Democrats are on the list?"

I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
July 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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this is why the dems fucked themselves with their handling of Al Franken. They love to say to this day that it was the wrong move because he was 'so good.' Yeah and he can draw a perfect circle on a whiteboard but HE SEXUALLY HARASSED SOMEONE. You HAVE TO draw a line or you stand for nothing
"What if Democrats are on the list?"

I'm sure some are, and are the ones who should be purged and cast into the lake of fire.
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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something i’m noticing is there’s lots of people not at these protests and have zero interest in ever going to one of them telling the people at these protests how to properly protest
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”
May 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
May 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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What sucks is people see this stuff and think it's going to replace like lit books, but it's mostly replacing specialty things like flora/fauna identification guides where accuracy actually matters lol
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
May 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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a democratic mayor was abducted by ICE and chuck schumer is posting with the gusto of a guy who didn’t know guac was extra at chipotle
May 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
May 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
April 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Actually, you should watch Lynch's outburst. His irritation is intense. From @masslive.bsky.social
Mass. Rep. Lynch gets heated during frosty Boston rally for federal workers
YouTube video by MassLive
www.youtube.com
April 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone
Stephen Lynch, aiming to be top Dem on the Oversight Cmte, blew up at a constituent who asked him to oppose the GOP.

"I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I'm elected. I get to decide that. You wanna decide that? You need to run for Congress, okay? I get to decide that"
April 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong
April 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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this comes up a lot. don't forget Operation paperclip either
One of the defining features of America is that every time the forces of equality and human rights lands a crushing blow against the slavers and genociders they later welcome the latter group back into the tent in the spirit of national reconciliation and my idea is we should stop doing that.
it is a nation explicitly founded on cognitive dissonance
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Finally, we made it to the end of the dungeon! Now to just calmly stroll through this large, empty, arena shaped atrium to safety.
April 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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lmaooo
April 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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y'know in my day you had to be a highly psychic, charismatic freak to have these kinds of delusions. Now any hylic cattle can ask a computer to give them debilitating mental illness for free. very sad
what is even going on anymore
April 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM