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ditchpony

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live from Minnesota my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · Jul 3

when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 6d

minnesotan writing an Ope Ed for the local newspaper

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 5d

someone talk me down from joining threads

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 5d

watching some great British bake off to relax and unwind

it’s bread week

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 10d

The people yearn for snake oil

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 10d

hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 9d

Could’ve sworn I started drafts in my notes a while ago but when I searched all I found was this

Screenshot of note in phone titled “Bsky”

Note underneath reads “Putting on vs pudding on pants”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10d

🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 14d

I start teaching a middle school writing class next week. My plan is to open by demanding to know “which one of you is the rizzler?”

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · Aug 22

👏👏

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Patches @mostlycheese.bsky.social · Aug 22

those french fries were horrible and I should know I ate every last one of them

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · Aug 22

walk in on my husband customizing knee pads on tony hawk pro skater and I asked what’s up and he whispers “I’m keeping my bro safe”

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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 29

I never even got a participation trophy

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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · Jul 29

"I don't know where all my money goes"

Also me:

Illustration of a dragon reading in a room full of books.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jul 29

unfortunately I recently ate at the restaurant where Trudeau and Katy Perry had a date so I must have my stomach removed

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Jul 29

i think both sides are to blame here

A silver SUV has crashed into the side of a brick building marked "Drive-Thru Pharmacy."

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · Jul 29

shout out to my neighbor who is unaware that they can be heard singing over the sound of the mower and have been reminding the entire neighborhood that “all you need is love” for 45 minutes

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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 25

driving through central wisconsin, where every-other billboard is advertising something called the “Gouda Experience”

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jul 25

SANDWICH ARTIST: mayonnaise?

ME: i dunno, MAY YOU?

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · Jul 25

we added dad to our music streaming service. the app prompts him to pick out three artists he enjoys. I watch him very thoughtfully scroll to add deadmau5 and John Prine then keeps scrolling and scrolling before finally asking “where are the Gaelic chants?” I love him.