my latest
my latest
Legolas: "And you have my bow!"
Gimli: "And my ax!"
Sauron: “Ummm, am I supposed to be in this group text?”
Legolas: "And you have my bow!"
Gimli: "And my ax!"
Sauron: “Ummm, am I supposed to be in this group text?”
This has absolutely nothing to do with efficiency, fraud, waste, or abuse. And your life will be worse because of it.
This has absolutely nothing to do with efficiency, fraud, waste, or abuse. And your life will be worse because of it.
That's like one of those things where if I ever met a person like that IRL, I'd just throw trash at them.
That's like one of those things where if I ever met a person like that IRL, I'd just throw trash at them.
“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”
“They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”
millennials: i survived riding a razor scooter
gen z: i survived growing up on social media
gen alpha (controlling an ipad with their mind): i can’t read
millennials: i survived riding a razor scooter
gen z: i survived growing up on social media
gen alpha (controlling an ipad with their mind): i can’t read
WIFE: y
ME: how the fuck would i know
WIFE: y
ME: how the fuck would i know
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
-How now, Priscilla
-Thy breeches stinketh not overmuch of oxen dung
-And I like very well thy goose-turd green stockings
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-…
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-Did we just consummate? Art thou with child yet?
-How now, Priscilla
-Thy breeches stinketh not overmuch of oxen dung
-And I like very well thy goose-turd green stockings
-…
-…
-…
-Did we just consummate? Art thou with child yet?