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As an ex-Yakuza enforcer my life can get pretty complicated, but never so much as when I have to do karaoke and then have 12 straight conversations in a bar with one companion I've been ignoring.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As an ex-Yakuza enforcer my life can get pretty complicated, but never so much as when I have to do karaoke and then have 12 straight conversations in a bar with one companion I've been ignoring.
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Friday, December 19th at 8pm on twitch.tv/rikuheartsvp, I’ll be playing Hogwarts Legacy for donations to the Transgender Law Center. I will only stop for sleep. I will resume the stream each day at 8pm until I beat the game and its side quests. We’ve already raised $241! Art by @whamber.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Friday, December 19th at 8pm on twitch.tv/rikuheartsvp, I’ll be playing Hogwarts Legacy for donations to the Transgender Law Center. I will only stop for sleep. I will resume the stream each day at 8pm until I beat the game and its side quests. We’ve already raised $241! Art by @whamber.bsky.social
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the most car anyone actually needs is a kei truck
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
the most car anyone actually needs is a kei truck
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INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
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lmao imagine trying to penetrate the shield with a fast knife? lmao idiot couldn't be me my knife's low speed is on lock. Idahomaxxing and Gurney-pilled
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
lmao imagine trying to penetrate the shield with a fast knife? lmao idiot couldn't be me my knife's low speed is on lock. Idahomaxxing and Gurney-pilled
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
me for nine weeks after innocently looking up any song, film, or consumer product on my phone
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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*bumps into you and our amulets become entangled* hey watch it bozo
October 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
*bumps into you and our amulets become entangled* hey watch it bozo
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is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long
June 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long
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WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
September 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
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YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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fuck you, but the horse you rode in on is cool
August 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
fuck you, but the horse you rode in on is cool
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I made this last week to cope with the Big Bad Feeling. I reckon it was the after effects of having finished up on a challenging project and my body not knowing how to cope with the sudden stop. Glad to say I’ve made it out alive and am much better now!
#kimitr0n
#kimitr0n
August 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I made this last week to cope with the Big Bad Feeling. I reckon it was the after effects of having finished up on a challenging project and my body not knowing how to cope with the sudden stop. Glad to say I’ve made it out alive and am much better now!
#kimitr0n
#kimitr0n
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i just saw someone say chris pratt should kill himself. cmon guys. (possible new way to do this)
August 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i just saw someone say chris pratt should kill himself. cmon guys. (possible new way to do this)
aw man, baked piss again?
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
aw man, baked piss again?
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