Dylan Schwan
@dreamindylans.bsky.social
Writer. Film Enthusiast. Former Movie/Record Store Guy.
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goodnight horror fam 🖤😈🫶
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
goodnight horror fam 🖤😈🫶
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Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen
If somebody tells you IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE sucks, that’s a red flag, full stop. I hold very few truths closer.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen
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The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
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Love seeing my American friends’ Northern Lights pics, here are some I took in the UK last year.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Love seeing my American friends’ Northern Lights pics, here are some I took in the UK last year.
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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
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Crying screaming throwing up
Normal feelings as a Mariners fan
Normal feelings as a Mariners fan
Mina, how we feeling?
October 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Crying screaming throwing up
Normal feelings as a Mariners fan
Normal feelings as a Mariners fan
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if you're a person who doesn't see the unalloyed good in Warner Bros spending $150 million on a loose Pynchon adaptation by Paul Thomas Anderson, we simply do not occupy the same reality
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
if you're a person who doesn't see the unalloyed good in Warner Bros spending $150 million on a loose Pynchon adaptation by Paul Thomas Anderson, we simply do not occupy the same reality
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I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off.
What a squad.
What a squad.
September 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I don’t think it’s dramatic to say that the Mariners sweeping the Astros is one of the biggest series wins they’ve ever pulled off.
What a squad.
What a squad.
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Beating the Astros twice?
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Beating the Astros twice?
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
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The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
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Rewatching SUSPIRIA for the umpteenth time, and it occurs to me that Jessica Harper is essentially giving a “sole human actor in a Muppet movie” performance.
September 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Rewatching SUSPIRIA for the umpteenth time, and it occurs to me that Jessica Harper is essentially giving a “sole human actor in a Muppet movie” performance.
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(guy watching The Leftovers for the first time) umm none of this is food
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
(guy watching The Leftovers for the first time) umm none of this is food
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PBS News is not going anywhere.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
PBS News is not going anywhere.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
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"Jon Bois' THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS is the first cultural object I’ve encountered that painstakingly constructs a specific, relatable history—that of a single baseball team—only to use that construct to then gesture towards the futility of completion."
“The Love You Send is Endless”: The History of the Seattle Mariners (2020)
The History of the Seattle Mariners is the first cultural object I’ve encountered that painstakingly constructs a specific, relatable history only to use that construct to then gesture towards the…
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June 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Jon Bois' THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS is the first cultural object I’ve encountered that painstakingly constructs a specific, relatable history—that of a single baseball team—only to use that construct to then gesture towards the futility of completion."
Here’s my best films of the 21st Century ballot that I certainly won’t regret because I will have forgotten something (like Zodiac)
June 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here’s my best films of the 21st Century ballot that I certainly won’t regret because I will have forgotten something (like Zodiac)
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When I stopped giving Substack my money, this was one of the losses I felt most. So glad that Scott and Keith took this leap. I did the annual subscription (on sale here: thereveal.film/therevealdot...) and you should too!
BIG NEWS: This morning, @kphipps3000.bsky.social and I have moved The Reveal from Substack to Ghost. You can get the details in the link below. It was a scary decision for us, but we're excited about it and expect to keep this newsletter going long into the future. thereveal.film/the-reveal-h...
The Reveal Has Moved
You can now find us, well, right here.
Dear Revealers,
After much deliberation, we have decided to move the newsletter from Substack to Ghost. You will no doubt have some questions about the change,...
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June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When I stopped giving Substack my money, this was one of the losses I felt most. So glad that Scott and Keith took this leap. I did the annual subscription (on sale here: thereveal.film/therevealdot...) and you should too!
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i see MY seattle mariners are a petty organization, i love it
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June 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i see MY seattle mariners are a petty organization, i love it
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This is the most true true that ever trued.
I told you guys
June 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is the most true true that ever trued.
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Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes
June 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes
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The police are, by far, the most violent group at essentially any protest, ever, in America.
Remarkable.
MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."
Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.
Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."
Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.
Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
June 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The police are, by far, the most violent group at essentially any protest, ever, in America.
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"Bluesky is dead"
Meanwhile on Bluesky:
Meanwhile on Bluesky:
June 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Bluesky is dead"
Meanwhile on Bluesky:
Meanwhile on Bluesky:
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ACAB includes anybody with a Harry Potter tattoo
March 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ACAB includes anybody with a Harry Potter tattoo