dr. golem
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Behold, it's a monstrosity of science and magic! Man-made horror beyond comprehension!
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January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
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sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have to plot world domination with my cats
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have to plot world domination with my cats
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they should invent a USA with checks and balances
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they should invent a USA with checks and balances
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living in this country is like being awake on the table
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
living in this country is like being awake on the table
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dragging myself through the work day like a waning victorian child who yearns to see the seaside
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
dragging myself through the work day like a waning victorian child who yearns to see the seaside
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I am far too beautiful and creative and precious to be filling out spreadsheets, and yet here i am, bent-backed, broken like a beast of burden, and yoked to this dreaded computer.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am far too beautiful and creative and precious to be filling out spreadsheets, and yet here i am, bent-backed, broken like a beast of burden, and yoked to this dreaded computer.
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Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.
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sisyphus but it’s just me opening and closing the door for my cat all day
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
sisyphus but it’s just me opening and closing the door for my cat all day
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a millionaire? I’ve got two toilets in my house, man. what more could you want
September 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
a millionaire? I’ve got two toilets in my house, man. what more could you want
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Y’all like my new hat?
September 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Y’all like my new hat?
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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![4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic2mhmdvsftki6qe275hycolgt22msekbwzdyqoujt56qzpcbm3hm@jpeg)
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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me trying to figure out how to transcribe the dwemer lexicon
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
me trying to figure out how to transcribe the dwemer lexicon
BYOB (bring your own bodybag)
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
BYOB (bring your own bodybag)
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fucking hell im not fit for this realm
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
fucking hell im not fit for this realm
forget about the list, what about her emails???
July 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
forget about the list, what about her emails???
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fame would change me so fast i would immediately start killing and eating people
July 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
fame would change me so fast i would immediately start killing and eating people
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Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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