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“Tell us a bit about yourself.”
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That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot
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Mafia guy who doesn’t quite get the naming convention and the crew is Joey the Bat, Johnny 3 Fingers, and Elvesworth Thunderclaw the Khagit gentleman thief
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Mafia guy who doesn’t quite get the naming convention and the crew is Joey the Bat, Johnny 3 Fingers, and Elvesworth Thunderclaw the Khagit gentleman thief
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Whiskey Friday with Greg Bovino
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Whiskey Friday with Greg Bovino
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80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael
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/Jeremy Irons voice "Tony Dokoupil."
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 AM
/Jeremy Irons voice "Tony Dokoupil."
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hey I asked for the dang weather forecast, not your..... wifes Tinder bio!!!
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
hey I asked for the dang weather forecast, not your..... wifes Tinder bio!!!
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Kirby Smart calling every assistant on his staff into a meeting tonight yelling about who missed on Charlie Becker
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Kirby Smart calling every assistant on his staff into a meeting tonight yelling about who missed on Charlie Becker
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Feeling a real “valiant effort in a loss” narrative for Miami’s d-line
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Feeling a real “valiant effort in a loss” narrative for Miami’s d-line
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Mario Cristobal has managed the hell out of the Playoff and not done anything I can really take issue with. He blew that one badly though. Possibly fatal. I know you can't run the ball but it's a 50-yarder from a non-elite college kicker
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Mario Cristobal has managed the hell out of the Playoff and not done anything I can really take issue with. He blew that one badly though. Possibly fatal. I know you can't run the ball but it's a 50-yarder from a non-elite college kicker
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TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
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Indiana might win a National championship today
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Indiana might win a National championship today
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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it's whiskey friday with tony dokouoik somewhere
January 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
it's whiskey friday with tony dokouoik somewhere
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remember in 2026 every day can be Whiskey Friday, with or without Tony Dokoupil.
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
remember in 2026 every day can be Whiskey Friday, with or without Tony Dokoupil.
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Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!
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January 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!
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We Need A Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil Of The Left
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
We Need A Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil Of The Left
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Just placed a $400k bet on a Patriot League women's basketball game but enclosed a note to DraftKings which said "this is on the up and up"
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Just placed a $400k bet on a Patriot League women's basketball game but enclosed a note to DraftKings which said "this is on the up and up"
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Logged on here to make a Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil joke and for better or worse this is the website for me because there are already 900 jokes about Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Logged on here to make a Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil joke and for better or worse this is the website for me because there are already 900 jokes about Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
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And for a classy night on the town, be sure to wear your Ragu Rich & Meaty half-zip windbreaker!
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
And for a classy night on the town, be sure to wear your Ragu Rich & Meaty half-zip windbreaker!
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Me, wandering in there to eat cold ravioli straight out the Chef Boyardee can
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Me, wandering in there to eat cold ravioli straight out the Chef Boyardee can
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I just came up with a cool idea for a comic. It’s called Dilbert. It is about the escapades of man who works in an office with his quirky coworkers, and his smart alec talking dog.
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I just came up with a cool idea for a comic. It’s called Dilbert. It is about the escapades of man who works in an office with his quirky coworkers, and his smart alec talking dog.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game