Dorstein
Dorstein
@dustinius.bsky.social
A Canadian who occasionally posts or reposts things. Plays DnD and Fallout 76. He/Him.
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Sounds like what a Nazi would say.
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mini rant:
I don't like Donald Trump. I don't like him as a person, I don't like him as a politician, I just do not like him.

However needling a 79 year old man because he's careful descending a flight of stairs is just... it's just not okay.
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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hell yes two failures coming together for possibly the biggest flop ever, they’re makinf this just for me to laugh at i’m so thankful
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.
October 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Ya girl was in the hospital for the last few daaaays
I'd greatly appreciate it if you could check out and share my commissions.
I got a Vgen ( vgen.co/RogueUzu )
But I also have a commission sheet for options not listed.
Email or DM if interested!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
August 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
August 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Das perfekte Tattoo existiert ni-
August 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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will not be arguing about generative AI, or the fact that writers deserve to be paid for their work, or anything else. because life is short and I am correct.
March 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Another visit with our old friends Butch and Larry. This episode, the duo meets with ICE and has a healthy debate on the difference between a Mall Cop and a Strip Mall Cop. #ice #shorts
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It's June!

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June 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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You can support an end to the siege on Palestinians without being anti-Semitic!!! It’s so easy watch I’m doing it right now
June 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes? Trye a tarot deck. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes.
May 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Finally got my federal payment plan started so I have time without too many penalties but I still need to work a lot just to balance all of that out

I need to make about $2000 dollars in the next few months to be able to pay it off and still have a little leftover to survive

So please share this!!
Change in the main commission prices open now until April! If you're interested please contact me via DM or email!
May 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Sign at the Toronto Marathon today.
May 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Poilievre continues streak of achieving nothing #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM