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elise 🦇
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Extremely stubborn and suspicious. She/Her
Ranch Girl | Film | Eurovision | Old TV | Weird, Niche Nonsense
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Using my very first real post on bsky to say that ESC 2003's Don't Break My Heart has been stuck in my head for a solid week. All my brain knows is the voice of Nicola.
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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GLOOMY REVOLUTIONARY CHILDREN #panarcticvision
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm so glad I caught the show this year, #PanArcticVision whips
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I love these gloomy Icelandic children #panarcticvision
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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oracles be like "this divination sucks"

my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.

Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Let's gooooo
🇵🇱#12: Jann - Gladiator #NFC100
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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🇵🇱#12: Jann - Gladiator #NFC100
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM