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Eleanor White
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Data Analyst. Disaster.
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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You know when we said it was a bad idea to put these people in charge of all our NHS data?
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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I think we need to be able to balance the reactions "this is another expression of 250 years of American imperialism" and "what do you MEAN we kidnapped the president of Venezuela and renditioned him to the US and are now claiming to run the country"

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?
Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.*

People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off.

Special relationship - alive and kicking.
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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I am ALL FOR science. I am a scientist, even when not in the lab.

Vaccines do not cause autism. There is NO evidence they do.

But it is also important to understand messaging and secondary effects of your messaging. Demonizing autism as a consequence of trying to encourage vaccines is not good.
February 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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It's weird as a biologist to say "ignore the science part" but here we are

Science: Vaccines don't cause autism.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. If vaccines caused autism I would still recommend them. Dying of preventable disease is bad. Autism isn't a disease and most of the "bad" of autism is society.
February 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Even BILL CLINTON is saying he doesn’t care if the full release of the files implicates Bill Clinton. Amazing.
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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WHAT IS CHARLOTTE’S WEEB??
we gotta figure out what's happening over at Jeopardy HQ
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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bbc archaeology documentary: ... and these beads, tools, and jewels from 3000 years ago show people had been coming here from as far as africa, settling to make a life in britain and adding to our culture.

bbc news: MIGRANTS: IS BRITAIN TOO FULL? WE ASK TWO RACISTS AND A TRANSPHOBE.
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?

“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Writers: Ok so the heist team will include someone to get close to the curator's son and seduce him into revealing the whereabouts of the key that we will then briefly steal and make a copy of and return without anyone noticing via second to second precision and thats how we get in

Real thieves:
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM