Patrick M from Kansas City
@electricmcmayhem.bsky.social
KCMO ➡️ WI
Just another polyam cat dad trying his best
Just another polyam cat dad trying his best
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It doesn’t matter if Santa Claus does a bad job delivering gifts tonight , he still gets his 2 Mill , that’s his rate , and he gets it no matter what
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It doesn’t matter if Santa Claus does a bad job delivering gifts tonight , he still gets his 2 Mill , that’s his rate , and he gets it no matter what
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all I want for christmas is for more people to realize Alien$ sucks shit
THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. ALIENS SUCKED ASS COMPARED TO ALIEN
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
all I want for christmas is for more people to realize Alien$ sucks shit
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Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: John McTiernan is such a psychopath that he shot the inside of the helicopter AFTER the roof bombs go off so that you at home or in the theater can experience what it's like in that split second before an explosion vaporizes you
Wired: John McTiernan is such a psychopath that he shot the inside of the helicopter AFTER the roof bombs go off so that you at home or in the theater can experience what it's like in that split second before an explosion vaporizes you
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: John McTiernan is such a psychopath that he shot the inside of the helicopter AFTER the roof bombs go off so that you at home or in the theater can experience what it's like in that split second before an explosion vaporizes you
Wired: John McTiernan is such a psychopath that he shot the inside of the helicopter AFTER the roof bombs go off so that you at home or in the theater can experience what it's like in that split second before an explosion vaporizes you
Me and who
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me and who
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Eartha Kitt really called Santa illiterate.
"Sign your x on the line"
"Sign your x on the line"
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Eartha Kitt really called Santa illiterate.
"Sign your x on the line"
"Sign your x on the line"
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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Dont worry, they are moving from the intersection of 70 and 435, to 435 and 70
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dont worry, they are moving from the intersection of 70 and 435, to 435 and 70
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Look like he got one of them Ed Edd n Eddy jawbreakers in his mouth 😂
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Look like he got one of them Ed Edd n Eddy jawbreakers in his mouth 😂
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It sounds like Waymo failed to program the vehicles to switch to stop sign mode in the event of a failed light? Every human driver has to learn this rule, and I don’t understand how the California DMV can possibly justify licensing any “driver” including an algorithm that doesn’t know this
Much of SF lost power last night. Waymos blocked intersections across the city, even though they are Wayless than 1% of cars on the roads. They accumulated at their failure points--intersections with no green lights, in busy areas, and shut down traffic there.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It sounds like Waymo failed to program the vehicles to switch to stop sign mode in the event of a failed light? Every human driver has to learn this rule, and I don’t understand how the California DMV can possibly justify licensing any “driver” including an algorithm that doesn’t know this
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“when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out” is some scorsese shit
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out” is some scorsese shit
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
Merry Christmas for the cats
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Merry Christmas for the cats
"When you hang from a gibbet, for the sport of your own crows, we shall have peace"
That's my 10 year old movie
That's my 10 year old movie
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"When you hang from a gibbet, for the sport of your own crows, we shall have peace"
That's my 10 year old movie
That's my 10 year old movie
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Fix your hearts or die
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fix your hearts or die
God bless us etc
December 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
God bless us etc
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she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
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i was talking to shug on our morning walk, as you do, and we passed two hasids walking to morning minyan, and one said to the other in yiddish ‘the goyim talk to dogs like the rebbe talks to god.’ and look i’m not a goy and fuck you for entertaining the thought. however i must grudgingly admit: bars
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i was talking to shug on our morning walk, as you do, and we passed two hasids walking to morning minyan, and one said to the other in yiddish ‘the goyim talk to dogs like the rebbe talks to god.’ and look i’m not a goy and fuck you for entertaining the thought. however i must grudgingly admit: bars
An all time classic
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
An all time classic
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.