jeffrey
@eljefe42.bsky.social
Studied atoms and stuff.
Like music, and also other things.
Time isn't holding us, time isn't after us
Like music, and also other things.
Time isn't holding us, time isn't after us
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14 May 2025
May 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
14 May 2025
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Hi! I made a silly illustration for the speeddraw from last week. Please enjoy!
If you're looking for a high res version to print, several Drawfee patreon tiers offer our high res renders for that month and all months prior since we went independent :)
If you're looking for a high res version to print, several Drawfee patreon tiers offer our high res renders for that month and all months prior since we went independent :)
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hi! I made a silly illustration for the speeddraw from last week. Please enjoy!
If you're looking for a high res version to print, several Drawfee patreon tiers offer our high res renders for that month and all months prior since we went independent :)
If you're looking for a high res version to print, several Drawfee patreon tiers offer our high res renders for that month and all months prior since we went independent :)
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Me: is this a party? is this a disco?
David Byrne: *extremely deep inhale*
David Byrne: *extremely deep inhale*
March 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me: is this a party? is this a disco?
David Byrne: *extremely deep inhale*
David Byrne: *extremely deep inhale*
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eggs (bought) - $11
eggs (stolen) - $0
HMMM tough choice
eggs (stolen) - $0
HMMM tough choice
February 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
eggs (bought) - $11
eggs (stolen) - $0
HMMM tough choice
eggs (stolen) - $0
HMMM tough choice
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Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
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New idea, nobody steal this. My Wife Left Me Bar and Grill.
February 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
New idea, nobody steal this. My Wife Left Me Bar and Grill.
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Dog Fish.
February 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Dog Fish.
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congratulations to the big winner at the grammy's last night: my grammy. for baking the best cookies and being an all-around sweetheart
February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
congratulations to the big winner at the grammy's last night: my grammy. for baking the best cookies and being an all-around sweetheart
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The past tense of skeet is skrote. I don’t make the rules
February 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The past tense of skeet is skrote. I don’t make the rules
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You: Why do I feel so tired
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You: Why do I feel so tired
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
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Monkey At A Typewriter. www.savagechickens.com/2025/01/monk...
January 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Monkey At A Typewriter. www.savagechickens.com/2025/01/monk...
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
A lightning bug playing a tenor sax- Baker Street.
Imagine a bug playing a saxophone. Can you picture it?
Now tell me three things: what kind of bug, what kind of saxophone, and what it was playing
Now tell me three things: what kind of bug, what kind of saxophone, and what it was playing
January 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A lightning bug playing a tenor sax- Baker Street.
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Got two pour-overs and a lemon scone
January 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got two pour-overs and a lemon scone
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This one always makes me laugh.
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This one always makes me laugh.
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I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
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as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this