jeffrey
eljefe42.bsky.social
jeffrey
@eljefe42.bsky.social
Studied atoms and stuff.
Like music, and also other things.

Time isn't holding us, time isn't after us
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May 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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14 May 2025
May 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Hi! I made a silly illustration for the speeddraw from last week. Please enjoy!
If you're looking for a high res version to print, several Drawfee patreon tiers offer our high res renders for that month and all months prior since we went independent :)
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Me: is this a party? is this a disco?

David Byrne: *extremely deep inhale*
March 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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eggs (bought) - $11
eggs (stolen) - $0

HMMM tough choice
February 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Dear Manager,

1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
New idea, nobody steal this. My Wife Left Me Bar and Grill.
February 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Dog Fish.
February 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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congratulations to the big winner at the grammy's last night: my grammy. for baking the best cookies and being an all-around sweetheart
February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The past tense of skeet is skrote. I don’t make the rules
February 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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You: Why do I feel so tired

Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal

Body: Eat a vegetable

Body: Sleep

You: Guess we'll never know

Body: Oh my god
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A lightning bug playing a tenor sax- Baker Street.
Imagine a bug playing a saxophone. Can you picture it?

Now tell me three things: what kind of bug, what kind of saxophone, and what it was playing
January 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The Oscars. #Oscars
January 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Got two pour-overs and a lemon scone
January 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This one always makes me laugh.
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM